I will sell my gold to you for cans of soup.

[7wo7rees]

The sky is falling, and I'm offering a good deal. You got soup? Let's talk!

[rug]

1. Great. You can have my lima bean soup.

[7wo7rees]

2. Lima bean soup is amazing! I will give you one pound of gold

for 720,000 cans of lima bean soup. Deal?

[rug]

3. That's only 4 cents a can. What do you think this is, 1931?

[7wo7rees]

4. Fair trade, no?

[rug]

5. Where are you, Nigeria?

[7wo7rees]

6. Hey, if you don't have the soup, I understand.

Maybe you will someday see the value of having a brick of gold.

[Capn Sunshine]

7. WTF am I going to do with Shiny yellow metal?

Stack it in the corner? Melt it and make bullets? Gold in the trade for food because the economy is broken times will get you whatever some other poor fool stuck with it will take.

Never been a big believer in gold as a store of value, unless society doesn't come apart, and even then you get hosed trying to convert it to anything else valuable.

[7wo7rees]

8. Join the soup brigade!

We think like you! Can't eat gold. Lima bean soup sounds pretty good now, doesn't it?

[RedCloud]

9. All I have is split pee soup. You just take a knife and...