yellowcanine
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Mon Aug-15-11 02:23 PM
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How should we celebrate the peoplehood of corporations? |
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Seriously, generally for people we celebrate birthdays, graduations, weddings, accomplishments, and finally, when they die, we celebrate them and mourn them. I see a whole new business opportunity here. We could have corporate birthday parties, wedding ceremonies for mergers (Can two gay corporations get married? - just asking, Mitt), and corporation funerals. Think of the possibilities!
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AsahinaKimi
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Mon Aug-15-11 02:40 PM
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Edited on Mon Aug-15-11 02:42 PM by AsahinaKimi
We get the board of directors so drunk, that they pass out. Then bring in a crew to photograph them in funny positions wearing pink under garments...when they wake, those photos are on the front page in a morning edition of the special newspaper section entitled, "WELCOME TO MY WORLD!"
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Mon Aug-15-11 08:56 PM
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7. Your world is stranger than mine. |
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Seriously, things like that never happen to me, around me or with my participation. That might be the random awesomeness of the week.
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Mon Aug-15-11 04:17 PM
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2. Lets tell them the facts of life. |
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Some day you're going to DIE.
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Mon Aug-15-11 07:33 PM
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Edited on Mon Aug-15-11 07:40 PM by femmocrat
sorry
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Mon Aug-15-11 08:15 PM
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4. How about introducing them to our justice system |
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And I'm talking Texas style capital punishment for ones that repeatedly break the law.
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Mon Aug-15-11 08:22 PM
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6. I think we should allow hazing just for corporations. |
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The more bizarre and potentially deadly, the better }(
What about Capital Punishment? ;)
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Mon Aug-15-11 09:17 PM
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of the most outrageous and ridiculous and irreverent names possible!!
It could be a comedy bonanza!!
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Mon Aug-15-11 09:24 PM
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10. Make all religions subservient to them too: |
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Thou shalt hoard thy wealth Thou shalt not hireth anybody but thou shalt be called a job creator. Thou shalt not payeth taxes. Thou shalt receiveth subsidies.
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Mon Aug-15-11 09:35 PM
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11. People do celebrate. It is called Republican won elections. |
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Mon Aug-15-11 10:29 PM
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12. Put 'em on the menu. nt |
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Mon Aug-15-11 10:36 PM
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Of their incorporation papers, of course.
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Tue Aug-16-11 02:28 PM
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14. register for the selective service |
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Tue Aug-16-11 02:30 PM
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and campaign contributions only for a single giver
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Tue Aug-16-11 03:00 PM
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16. Spanking machine at birthday times. |
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Older sibling corporations allowed to boss them around and make them change the channel.
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