The Velveteen Ocelot
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Tue Sep-06-11 04:55 PM
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How Cats Consider The World |
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Tue Sep-06-11 04:56 PM
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1. It forgot "scratch the fuck out of it" |
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Tue Sep-06-11 06:13 PM
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even if it is food, he'll rub on it before he eats it. Maybe he's just weird.
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Tue Sep-06-11 06:34 PM
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3. Mine scoops his dry food into his water bowl |
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If I place the water bowl to far from his food bowl, he pulls a nutty.
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Tue Sep-06-11 07:10 PM
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6. I've heard cats do that because the have poor depth perception. |
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That helps them judge the water depth a little better and keep from getting their nose wet.
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Tue Sep-06-11 06:57 PM
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4. And bite the fuck out of it. |
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Tue Sep-06-11 07:11 PM
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8. Or drag poops from the litter box onto the kitchen floor all because |
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he was left alone for one night.
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Tue Sep-06-11 08:24 PM
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10. How's Kamere? Where's a photo of his gorgeous face? |
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Tue Sep-06-11 09:17 PM
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11. Kamere is getting more ornery and more lazy |
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Tue Sep-06-11 09:40 PM
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Tue Sep-06-11 07:01 PM
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5. I'd add something about 'It it invisible? Yes->Hiss / No->Rub on it' |
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Or something like that. Plus you need some way to get to the option where the cat makes that 'ack-ack-ack' noise they do at microscopic indoor bugs.
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Tue Sep-06-11 07:10 PM
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Wed Sep-07-11 12:55 PM
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18. Is it small enough to carry? Yes-> Drop in water dish. |
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Tue Sep-06-11 07:26 PM
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9. Dogs have a slightly different approach: |
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IS IT FOOD? YES --> EAT IT NO ---> IS IT ANIMATE? YES ---> FUCK IT NO ----> PISS ON IT
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Tue Sep-06-11 09:22 PM
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12. At least cats distinguish between food and non food |
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How many times have I said to the dogs..."WHY did you eat that?"
Too many.
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Tue Sep-06-11 09:57 PM
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Wed Sep-07-11 12:31 PM
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15. Cats also eat less in one sitting |
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My dog once ate a whole salmon fillet.
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Wed Sep-07-11 12:54 PM
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17. My cat stole and devoured a pork chop. |
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Wed Sep-07-11 12:37 PM
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16. really? then can you tell my roommate's cat that the cat liter is NOT food? |
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Wed Sep-07-11 01:17 PM
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Wed Sep-07-11 01:29 PM
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20. it's just the regular Tidy Cats litter |
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Granted, I've never seen her jump in the box and just start chowing down, but if there's any on the floor, she'll try to eat that.
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