Took Viagra in November, now its February ... call the doctor!

[ashling]

[HopeHoops]

1. They all warn against a four-hour erection. What the FUCK is the problem with THAT?

[Ptah]

2. Priapism is considered a medical emergency

Priapism is considered a medical emergency, which should receive
proper treatment by a qualified medical practitioner. Early treatment
can be beneficial for a functional recovery.

Potential complications include ischemia, clotting of the blood retained
in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood vessels of the penis
which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases,
the ischemia may result in gangrene, which could necessitate penis removal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

[texanwitch]

3. Mother Nature is pretty smart.

Ouch.

[mysuzuki2]

4. four hours would be ok

you can get a lot done in four hours. Longer than that, not so much.

[HopeHoops]

7. Well, there is the "pass out" threshhold.

[RedCloud]

8. That it's only four hours.

I figure the average boners a guy gets in his lifetime is 8 boners per day times 5 minute each :blush: times 365 times 50 years of bonerdome. For a total of 730,000 lifetime boner minutes divided by 60 gives a fellow "only" 12,166 and two thirds hours of boners.

Use them wisely!

This message was brought to you by your local sperm bank where substantial interest is given on each deposit and hefty fines for early withdrawals.

[Bake]

5. I hate to be the one to tell you ...

But it's now September.

So hold on, it'll be snowing again before long.

:hi:

Bake

[ashling]

6. I spent most of the summer

in the freezer .... 70 days of 100 + this summer

[rurallib]

9. looky how red that thing is - can't be any blood in his head

oh shit, that is true of most men.