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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 03:40 PM
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Why does my dog keep licking his balls underneath the sofa?


He's gloating, the bastard.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 03:46 PM
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1. "Licking My Balls Underneath The Sofa" is, by far, Sting's BEST post-Police solo album.


IBTL!



:rofl:
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 03:54 PM
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2. Two guys are at a Georgia Bulldog football game and they see Uga licking himself
The first guy said "boy, I wish I could do that"
The second guy answered, "that dog would bite you"
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 11:19 PM
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12. Groan.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 03:55 PM
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3. In Before The Lick
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 04:13 PM
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5. That was good.
:spray:

Me too!
I've never seen an In Before the Lick before!
Is this a first?:9



peace~
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 05:40 PM
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7. :)
:hi:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 05:40 PM
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8. Edit: D'oh!ble post.
Edited on Sat Sep-24-11 05:45 PM by Fire Walk With Me
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 04:03 PM
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4. Because he can?
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Recovered Repug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 05:07 PM
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6. Why are your dogs balls underneath the sofa to begin with? nt
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 06:04 PM
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9. Because he can. n/t
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 07:24 PM
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10. The standard response - "because he can"
The correct answer is - because he knows he'll be licking your face next.
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bluedigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-24-11 08:43 PM
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11. He needs his privacy?
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