taterguy
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Tue Oct-25-11 08:12 PM
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My neighbor's pet penguin is keeping my up all night |
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Does anybody know where I can get my hands on a walrus?
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Angry Dragon
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Tue Oct-25-11 08:15 PM
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1. LynneSin is collecting animals, she might have one |
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Tue Oct-25-11 08:15 PM
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2. I wouldn't go around advertising something like this..you should keep a tight seal on it |
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Tue Oct-25-11 08:16 PM
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3. What you want is a leopard seal. |
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Walruses (walri?) don't eat penguins; they live in the arctic where there aren't any. Leopard seals, however, do eat penguins. A nice big leopard seal would take care of that noisy penguin.
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Wed Oct-26-11 04:09 PM
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10. Put a fucking walrus next door to a fucking penguin |
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We'll see what gets eaten.
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Tue Oct-25-11 08:19 PM
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4. Give your neighbor the gift of Windows: her BSOD won't keep you up |
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Tue Oct-25-11 11:40 PM
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5. I have a pet killer whale |
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Wed Oct-26-11 08:03 AM
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6. Penguin-nap it and give it to LynneSin. |
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Wed Oct-26-11 08:22 AM
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7. He wants you to feed him. I'm sure you have pickled herring in your house somewhere |
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Wed Oct-26-11 08:30 AM
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Wed Oct-26-11 10:03 AM
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9. Beware ... I hear she's got a snow leopard too. |
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