Mendocino
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Thu Oct-27-11 04:33 PM
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"Many men are straight today because their mothers bent their knees"
Saw it today coming home.
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Thu Oct-27-11 04:35 PM
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Thu Oct-27-11 04:50 PM
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we can do it
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Thu Oct-27-11 05:06 PM
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3. Fucking Stupid - Prayer Does Not Make Someone Straight |
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Thu Oct-27-11 05:41 PM
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4. Yeah. The old "pray away the gay" BS. eom |
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Thu Oct-27-11 05:43 PM
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5. Their moms gave out a lot of BJs? |
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:shrug:
Okay, maybe I have a filthy mind ...
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Thu Oct-27-11 06:04 PM
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7. My mind is right next to yours in that gutter |
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After some thought, I can get that the mothers had their sons pray, but it sure doesn't read that way. Plus, it is so fucking stupid . . .
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Thu Oct-27-11 08:29 PM
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11. that was my first thought too |
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then I thought maybe it was hauling the kid over her knees. The BJ idea seems the most realistic.
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Thu Oct-27-11 08:56 PM
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13. So the baby really IS growing in the mom's stomach? |
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That would really give a whole new meaning to that expression. :shrug:
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Fri Oct-28-11 11:07 AM
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15. well then mine is just as filthy nt |
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Thu Oct-27-11 05:50 PM
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6. "Come!" ejaculated the priest as he urged them to enter his rectory. |
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Thu Oct-27-11 06:12 PM
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8. Their peenies are straight because their moms were on their knees? |
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Thu Oct-27-11 07:48 PM
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9. Does this mean a form of corporal punishment? |
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Thu Oct-27-11 07:58 PM
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Edited on Thu Oct-27-11 08:02 PM by FloridaJudy
Was it the mothers or their sons who bent their knees? Either way, it's creepy. And my son is straight with no help from me. That's just the way he was born. Neither of us had a choice in the matter.
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Thu Oct-27-11 08:33 PM
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12. Wouldn't that have kept them from being conceived? |
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Mom getting down on her knees in front of Dad?
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Fri Oct-28-11 10:13 AM
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14. In partial defence of the sign .... |
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I'm not 100% sure they mean straight as in "not gay".
They may very well mean straight as in "good moral person; not crooked".
Not like Hippie Johnny.
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Fri Oct-28-11 06:48 PM
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16. Well that is what the church |
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would say if someone accused them of being homophobic. Not trying to be snarky, but I'm pretty sure that was their intent. If they put up a sign that said "Let's all be gay " would the general public accept the old definition of gay. Not likely.
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18. What if their moms bent the sons' knees with a sledgehammer? |
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