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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-11 03:59 PM
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People, if you were a Zombie who would be the first person you would eat?
:rofl:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-11 04:11 PM
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1. Depends on what time I became a zombie
I'd probably go after the first person I saw.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-11 04:14 PM
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2. New Jersey govenor Christie.
I wouldn't have to shamble away for days.
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Denninmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-11 04:16 PM
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3. The brain of the first Teabagger I saw.
It would have to be extremely tender. It's obviously NEVER been used.

:spray:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-11 04:43 PM
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4. yeah but not alot of brain mass in there - would need at least a dozen or so to feel full
:cry:
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-04-11 04:59 AM
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8. Like pomegranets. Tiny labor-intensive eating. nt
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-11 08:45 PM
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5. Either the Kochs or Grover Norquist
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-03-11 08:49 PM
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6. Salma Hayek
Oh, if I were a zombie! Didn't see that part.
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ellisonz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-04-11 04:56 AM
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7. Rush Limbaugh.
And then I'd eat his pills too...
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