If you dropped ohiosmith and MiddleFingerMom from the top of the Eiffel Tower, who'd land first?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[ohiosmith]

1. Before or after breakfast?

:shrug:

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Is there free beer at the bottom?

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Having just said that... that picture is REALLY gonna gross some newcomers out, eh?
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[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. It's the first one that comes up in Google Images when you search on "MiddleFingerMom"

HEY!

YOU made the bed.

Time to lie in it.

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I am rendered speechless...

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... and proud.
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So proud.
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[dimbear]

3. The Eiffel tower is like a pyramid shape. You need something with vertical sides.

Lipstick building would be good.

[RedCloud]

4. good point. I'd hate to see both of them splattered on the sides.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. But... but... but... I could face the tower and let the Eiffel/MFMbelly friction slow my fall.

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And the "flubbida-flubbida-flubbida-flubbida" sound would be UBER-cool!!!
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[gratuitous]

5. In the spirit of scientific inquiry, let us not waste time hypothesizing

Drop 'em both - NOW, says I.

[dimbear]

6. By a strange coincidence, the French verb descendre means

kill.

If you read the comic "Lucky Luke" you know wherefrom I speak.

[dimbear]

10. Aren't you asking yourself right now whether anyone has tried this on roller skates?

The answer is: not from the top. Only the last 40 metres. (2010)