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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-19-11 06:36 PM
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Vader prefers dark side roast




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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 08:03 AM
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1. Always wondered: Why do storm troopers need a utility belt? They never do a "Batman" thing.
All they ever do is fire their blasters and those don't seem to need to be reloaded - like ever.


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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 09:52 AM
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2. Cell phone...MP3 player...chewing gum
And where do you think they put the keys for their speeder bike with no pockets?
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 10:55 AM
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4. Condoms, DNA samples, Buck knives, and of course, booze flasks.
You know how those storm troopers are.

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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 12:03 PM
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6. Herbs. n/t
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 08:16 AM
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7. "Is it oregano? No, no, NO! Is it parsley? No, no, NO! It's ME GANJA!"
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 08:17 AM
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8. The force is baked in this one. n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 10:05 AM
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3. That's news to me
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 11:03 AM
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5. That's not a storm trooper; it's a TIE fighter pilot.


Cup of Joe in the ready room while awaiting the order to scramble. Got to stay alert...
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