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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 07:26 PM
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I'm interested in becoming a moran. Any tips?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 07:26 PM
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1. Ask MaidInMaryland. He's an expert!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 07:36 PM
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3. ROFLMAO!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 07:27 PM
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2. badly spelled signs
plenty of port-a-potties
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 08:08 PM
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4. First, buy a box of Lipton teabags. 2nd, staple them to your body...
3: scream in agony for the several minutes it takes to stable all 100 bags to your skin with an industrial stapler

4: find out if your insurance covers mass stupidity and/or tetanus shots.
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Maccagirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 08:21 PM
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5. Go to a NASCAR race and boo an educated, cultured AA FLOTUS
and have your man on the radio say she deserved it for being "uppity".
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 08:26 PM
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6. Marry that Moran in Virginia who is in the state government!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 10:20 PM
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9. A) I thought he was in Congress.
B) We'd have to go over to DC (I'm male). :-)
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 08:54 PM
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7. Believe everything Rush tells you and, if you bother to vote,
vote consistently against your own self-interest. Oh, and make sure you have a bumper sticker with a photo of GW Bush and the caption, "Miss me, yet?"
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 08:56 PM
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8. mysuzuki2 might have some spares.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9830005
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