orangecoloredapple
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:10 PM
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Beer Drinking Old Fart! - No Help Required! |
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I plan on staying home and getting smashed, snockered, buzzed and out of it. Just for the heck of it. No assistance required!
If you respond to this, expect some misspelled words and dyslexic looking stuff.
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:13 PM
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1. With the beer drinking - - - or the farting? |
orangecoloredapple
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:15 PM
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2. I'm like a one man band! |
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slurp - ffffttt - slurp - ffffttt...
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:18 PM
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3. It's nice to be a master at something. Have fun. |
orangecoloredapple
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:23 PM
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4. Did I mention that I have been wondering |
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why I don't get out much anymore? No matter where I go, it seems I have this huge personal space following me that no one wants to invade!
:)
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:26 PM
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6. This is a compliment. This thread is better than some I have seen today |
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Edited on Fri Aug-15-03 07:27 PM by brigadoon
by a long shot. AND I had a good laugh.
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orangecoloredapple
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:32 PM
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9. I'm happy you're happy |
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must have been one bunch of crummy threads today! I find that difficult to believe. This place is great. If I'm offending anyone, please just leave the room!
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:31 PM
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Edited on Fri Aug-15-03 07:35 PM by Runesong
Not to offend, but I notice a lot of my computer customers, with their busy schedules, their presence urgently needed on countless internet forums, and well, other priorities... forget to bathe and apply deodorant regularly, appearently for weeks at a time. Could this be the problem?
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orangecoloredapple
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:33 PM
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is that one the miracles of modern science? I need to investigate further.
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Runesong
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:24 PM
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Not the best way to spend my time, but it basically keeps me from spending that time making bombs :)
* Unfortunately we live in a world, where I have to add the disclaimer, that I am speaking in jest. I do not manufacture explosives, nor do I plan to in the forseeable future. Void where prohibited. **SORRY TENNESSEE!**
** No, that does not mean I plan to make and/or deploy bombs in Tennessee. It is just a funny saying from Talk Soup.
*** Ugh, oh nevermind.
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:29 PM
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may be intrusive to others sense of well being, but they are not yet illegal (so far as I know).
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:32 PM
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10. Methinks I've had my question answered. :) |
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Fri Aug-15-03 07:35 PM
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12. Eat some pickled eggs. |
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Improves the taste of beer and the noxious quality of the farts. http://news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,3600,277101,00.jpgWhale on beer and pickled eggs
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