A Dean victory could cause sun to implode...

[Nazgul35]

scientists have pointed to the recent sun flares that have begun since Dean became the front runner....especially after his famous confederate flag statement....

"While I'm not one to be a chicken little...and I base this on nothing more than my own partisan, warped view of the universe...it is clear to me that if Dean wins the sun will implode and all life in the solar system will end..." said scientist Kohn Jerry.

History has proven that at times like these, people have been struck down with the "talk-out-their-ass" gene...being suddenly endowed with a clarity of vision that allows them to see the future....

Never mind that they are basing their evaluation on the fact that they took a political science course once....15-20 years ago....and that they have an opinion....so therefore it matters....

"Who needs eveidence when I can type up these pretty words that 99.999% of the country doesnt even know about or even care....what's important is that I bad mouth Dean!" said a DUer who wished to remain anonymous...

The Dean campaign issued a rebuttle, saying that if the sun does indeed implode, it was going to happen no matter who the nominee was...so put away your chicken bones and tarrot cards and let's work towards getting Bush out of office!

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pleassssseeeeeeeeeee!!!!

500!!!! wooohoooo

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[Punkingal]

1. I'm locking this thread...

flamebait.

punkingal, DU moderator