Two T-Shirts

[Timbuk3]

Husband's: "I vote GOP"
Wife's: "I'm with stupid"

Soundbites (keep in mind, soundbites only have to skirt the truth. Al Gore never said he invented the internet):

Bush/GOP: Creating jobs for Halliburton

I'm attacking Bush for NOT attacking the terrorists.

We're building roads (building schools, hiring cops, building firehouses) in Baghdad, while our bridges crumble (closing schools, firing cops, firestations are underfunded) in the USA

Big government means big deficits

Borrow and spend, it's not just for Republicans, any more

Got WMDs?

What color are we, today? (How's Bush doing in the polls?)

Follow the yellowcake road.

Do you feel safer now than you did 4 years ago?

(Al Gore didn't invent the internet. Al Gore didn't claim to have invented the internet. But it was a sound bite that stuck with him throughout the elections of 2000. If we can get all 9 candidates to keep repeating a sound bite or two, it WILL stick with Bush. What's important is that it be a "killer soundbite" that will undermine his credibility. None of these may qualify as that "killer sound bite", but there has to be one or two. That's why I started this thread.)