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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 02:29 PM
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On Randi just now -- Amend the Bible
Instead of amending the Constitution, amend the Bible to allow gay marriage. I love it. :bounce:
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 02:40 PM
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1. But, but, but, but, that's the word of GOD!! Praise Jaysuz!!!
Edited on Tue Jul-13-04 02:44 PM by MindPilot
You can't change the word of GOD! He created 'Murca so the christers could have their very own fag-free country. Jaysuz!! GOD's 'Murca is free of a lot of other things too, like people with dark skin, intelligence, ethics, jews, pagans, atheists or anyone else that GOD and Jaysuz don't like. This is a christian nation cuz Jaysuz himself wrote the Constitution based on the bible.

Amend the bible--what a great idea! How about simply putting it back on the shelf with al the other fairy tales and quit trying to use it to run a government?
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-04 02:49 PM
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2. I love that idea!
I also like the idea of making ALL marriages illegal, retroactively of course. That would make everything fair and square.
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Catfight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 03:08 PM
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3. Hum...if someone makes the bumper sticker, I'll buy.
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wish_I_could_vote Donating Member (189 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-14-04 08:43 PM
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4. so help me
if I hear one more person say " but gays have exactly the same rights as everyone else....they are free to marry someone of the opposite sex" I am going to bitch slap them.
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