http://www.dailyhowler.com/dh072904.shtmlSMILE-A-WHILE: How inept is your national press corps? The doctor was IN as Klein typed his personality profile of Kerry. Why is Kerry so weirdly aloof? It can all be explained, Klein says. Eureka! The doctor had figured it out. Kerry’s just “ a proper Bostonian:”
KLEIN: Eventually Kerry did mention Diana's situation in some speeches but only after his sister began to talk about it publicly. That confirmed something I had long suspected: Kerry is a very proper Bostonian. His apparent aloofness is actually an antique form of New England propriety. His reluctance to wear his religious faith on his sleeve is part of this ethos, as is his formal, hortatory Sunday-sermon speaking style. A strong sense of honor comes with the territory, a discomfort with swagger and braggadocio. “I once was with Kerry watching Bob Dole on television,” recalls David Wade, an aide who is usually found in Kerry's immediate proximity. “Someone was asking Dole about how he was wounded in World War II. Dole wouldn't do it. He said, 'You just don't talk about those things.’” Kerry, who was wounded three times in Vietnam, nodded his head vigorously, as Wade remembers, and said, “That's how it is.”
Did you follow the reasoning there? You can tell that Kerry is a “proper Bostonian” because he reacts to things in the same way as Dole—Dole, who grew up in Russell, Kansas! Yes, that is what this paragraph says, and no, you can’t parse the nonsense away. But so what? Klein typed it up, then handed it in. An editor thought it made good, solid sense. Then he and Klein went to a party.