If only I had a cell phone this AM - 98.1 WKDD in Akron Ohio

[zbdent]

Actually, it is now North Canton, but they try to still claim that they are Akron.

Anyway, I am one of the few people on Earth (at least in the US) who does not own a cell phone. But this morning, I wanted to pull a little mischief (and maybe get the gift certificate for Ambience - the store for lovers tm).

The morning DJ is a blatant Bushaholic (there's another -aholic in there too, but he says he's "recovering").

This morning, for a gift certificate, he was asking for guys to call in and bare their souls and tell the world what makes them cry.

I got a fiendish idea to ridicule him.

I wanted so badly to call in and say something to the effect of this (of course, lying through my teeth):

"I'll tell you what makes me cry. Seeing our great leader George W. Bush standing up there, knowing that he's a great Christian and that he's fighting the good fight against the evil terrorists. I just can't stand the idea of any of those lilly-livered liberals out there who would think that John Kerry would have done a job even close to this great man."

I wonder if the a-hole would have realized I was totally making fun of his ass-kissing morning personality . . .

Of course, I was driving Mrs. ZBD to work, and I couldn't stop at a payphone to call the 1-800 number . . .

[rooboy]

1. The best gag on a radio host I ever saw...

was a comedian called John Safran got a lady to call up a right wing radio host and claim that she'd found her daughter with ecstasy tablets that had HIS company logo on them.

The bastard was sitting there dumbfounded trying to reassure this mother that he had nothing to do with it... :)