These are what little miss parrot was wrapped in: Solid contents can be scraped, and flushed or composted; everything else gets washed. I'm pretty sure a google would find something closer - there are a few companies doing variations on the same theme.
A collection of soft cloths eliminates the need for wipes: The energy needed to wash a load of cloth diapers & wipes is peanuts compared to the energy needed to make a packet of disposables.
The only downside is the ick factor. OMG! I nearly touched poo!
Sigh.
Here's how to make make saltpetre (for gunpowder, etc) the old fashioned way:
I took a large barrel, and did bore therein a hole near unto the bottom.
Into this small hole did I affix a bung, so as to draw off the liquors
when they were ripe. Then I did find me some goodly horse manure which
had dried but not been rained upon. I specifically searched for that
which was rimed with white.
Of this manure I took and cast a full four fingers depth into my pot,
and then two fingers of ash, and a final finger of lime. This I did
repeat until the earthly matter did come nye unto the top of my barrell.
Then I did invite twenty men all stout and true to add their waters
into my barrel, which, they being full of goodly ale, they proceeded
to accomplish with alacrity.
I then stirred this goodly brew with a stout stick. But, as I did stir it,
I did see that many of the larger turds did not dissolve, so casting
aside my shirt, I did plunge my arms into the vile soup and did break up
the clumps with my hands. It was at this time that one of the Blue Boys,
Her Majesties own guard, did come unto me , and knowing that I was a man
of martial disposition as to himself, he did ask at what was I adventuring?
So I took out a goodly turd, which being covered by wet ashes and lime, did
seem more like unto a rock than the outfall of a horse, and I did press
it into his hand and say thusly unto him; "In faith, I am assaying to
make saltpeter... but as you can see, my turds have not broken!"Yikes. I can damn well cope with a cloth diaper, I think.