Man shoots own penis while tucking loaded gun!

[RamboLiberal]

A man blew his manhood apart while trying to impress his friends by stuffing a loaded gun into his trouser pocket and pulling the trigger, thinking the safety catch was on.

Lukas Neuhardt, in a bid to score points with his friends, tucked the gun into his trouser pocket and pulled the trigger.

The embarrassed 27-year-old apparently told ambulance officers that he had been shot at by a masked mugger during a robbery.

But cops reportedly cast a shadow of doubt over his explanation after finding that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers untouched.

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Neuhardt later had his genitals stitched by surgeons but has been left facing up to three years in prison for breaching Germany’s tough new anti-gun laws.

http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/world-news/man-shoots-own-penis-while-tucking-loaded-gun_100196774.html

YEOW! Still I'm :rofl: at this brainiac!

[Tim01]

1. Dumbass. No sympathy.

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. Hard to know where to begin with that one!

[gorfle]

28. It's not hard at all anymore! yuk yuk yuk

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[Renew Deal]

3. They should forgo the jail-time for this guy.

He has learned his lesson. :cry:

[RaleighNCDUer]

6. No kidding. The jail time doesn't come close to even being redundant. nt

[Jack Rabbit]

4. That gives a new meaning to gun violence

[villager]

5. So much for *that* metaphor!

;-)

[gaspee]

7. BWA-Hahahahahahahahahahaha

I can't stop laughing.

[Grey]

8. Darwin Award..

nt

[BrklynLiberal]

13. My first thought.....

[kath]

31. Yeppers - sure looks like he's taken himself out of the gene pool...

[Spinzonner]

9. Careful where you point that thing !

[Sebastian Doyle]

10. If only the penis had been armed, it could have shot back

:hide:

[moggie]

15. You can have my penis...

...when you take it from my cold, dead hands.

This guy is going to get so sick of "is that a gun in your pocket?" jokes.

[krispos42]

46. If your hands are dead and cold...

...you're doing something wrong!

O8)

[pleah]

11. One eyed monster gets fatally wounded in gun accident.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[edbermac]

That's what you get for going off half-cocked.

[Captain Hilts]

17. You win. nt

[Monk06]

12. Neuhardt is now Nichtsohardt

[Bankhead_ATL]

14. I bet his we-we hurt

[Captain Hilts]

16. I ALWAYS wonder about guys tucking firearms into their pants like that. No way! nt

[benEzra]

24. And notice he was NOT using a holster.

But pulling the trigger? C'mon, man, WTF?

[Hepburn]

18. Dickless wonder....

...asshole gun freak moran!


But....:rofl:

[rl6214]

48. What's a moran?

[UrbScotty]

19. Loaded gun, huh?

Oh dear.

[jeepnstein]

20. Two words...

pocket holster.

That is all. illegal codesmilie_remote(':rofl:')

[nichomachus]

21. When I was working in the ER

we had a yahoo come in with a "groin injury." Turns out he had been playing Rambo -- all dressed in fatigues and shit. Shoved an 8-inch knife into the top of his pants. Turned out there was only six inches between the top of the pants and his you-know-what.

They were able to save it -- but, for days, we snickered every time we thought about it.

[RamboLiberal]

22. Another I'm glad my mouth was empty DU Posts

:rofl:

[krispos42]

45. *snort*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9gcae3qrDA&feature=related

[Stinky The Clown]

23. He'll forever dribble when he whizzes

Mo

Ron

[benEzra]

25. There was a notorious Vietnamese gangster and assassin

in Canada some years ago, who did something similar. Stuck a loaded .45 in his waistband (carrying sans holster, like most criminals do to make ditching the gun easier if pursued) and accidentally pulled the trigger, shooting off part of his penis. His real name was Chang Thong Vo, but on the street he was known as No Wang Vo on account of the accident.

Seriously.

http://www.canadafirst.net/back_issues/cih-jan.html

Second story down.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

26. Is that sentence "three years of hard time"?

Probably not ...

:hi:

[Tim01]

27. Did it have a de-cocker?

[gorfle]

29. You win.

did it have a de-cocker? Why yes, it seems it did! Bwhaahahahah

[spin]

30. Most humorous thread I've read today. (n/t)

[Endangered Specie]

32. His new nickname: snubnose!

[jehovas_waitress]

33. Now he has a permanent hollow point

[Statistical]

34. The 4 rules so simple so easy to avoid so many "accidents"

RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY

RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET

RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET


Let's see he violated #1, #2, AND #3, a trifecta.

Thinking the gun was unloaded is about the stupidest explanation to offer. Don't think. The weapons is ALWAYS loaded.

Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy. For me that includes my equipment.

Since his penis was not the target there is no reason for finger to be on the trigger.
As my drill sgt so eloquently put it "keep your booger hook off the bang switch".

Had he "only" violated one or two rules he wouldn't have shot his penis.

[aikoaiko]

35. Massad Ayoob on Mexican Carry

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0BQY/is_2_51/ai_n8591504/

....

Honorable History
If you go back to the roots of this term, you find that there is no racism, nor anything else pejorative in "Mexican Carry." The lore of the gun tells us that back in the 19th Century, the Mexican vaquero, much like the American cowboy, was an independent and self-reliant sort who often made it a point to carry a handgun. Alas, the history of 19th century Mexico was entailed one despot rising after another. The day came when the average citizen was stripped of his former right to go armed when he wished.

This did not sit well with the fiercely freedom-loving caballeros. They grudgingly took off their gun belts and holsters, because possession of those accoutrements would be seen as evidence that they had violated the draconian new laws that disarmed them. However, they defiantly kept their handguns, simply stuffing them into the waistband behind their ordinary belt. If the Federales hove into view, the citizen would simply slip his revolver into some discreet place where he could retrieve it later.

Thus, as I understand the history of the matter, there's nothing culturally negative about "Mexican Carry," as it became known. When we use the term, we're paying homage to generations of men south of the border who refused to give up the right to protect themselves and their families because petty tyrants attempted to make them helpless.

.........

Mexican Carry is an interesting artifact of defensive handgun history, and can sometimes be the lesser of two evils when a pistol needs to be carried unexpectedly. But it usually causes more problems than it solves, and is left to history rather than practice by most competent handgunners.

[jeepnstein]

41. I've used...

the "Mexican Carry" for years. They make a holster for just that mode of carry and with it it's as safe as any.

[ManiacJoe]

42. Mexican Carry would be holsterless.

However, there are pocket holsters as well as in-the-waistband (IWB) holsters.

[jeepnstein]

44. Holsterless is a bit dumb...

Of course our German friend has proved that point in a big way, hasn't he?

"Mexican" is considered in some circles to be inside the waist band on the front of the body. When one says "Mexican" it is easily understood where the weapon is positioned on the body. In my case I use a soft fabric holster that prevents trigger snags. In the day when most people carried revolvers, single actions at that, not using a holster wasn't a really big deal.

[ManiacJoe]

47. Never heard of that version before.

What you describe is often refereed to as "appendix carry" due to the positioning.

[Euromutt]

36. I'm very skeptical about this story

I've tried Googling this story, and I haven't found any German news sources that report it. Every instance of this story that mentions a source attributes it to the Sun. And the Sun, like many British papers, is not above fabricating stories completely. Which is what I suspect they did in this instance.

[Wednesdays]

37. K&R

:kick:

[Deadric Damodred]

38. Looks like he's gonna be in need of some Extenze.

[AtheistCrusader]

39. At least he only pointed it at himself

instead of some innocent bystander.

[Deadric Damodred]

40. I think Mr. Happy was just an innocent bystander.

[petronius]

43. Sounds like this dickless wonder needs to bone up on gun safety...

:rofl:

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

49. I have a feeling won't be "playing" with guns for a while...

[RushIsRot]

50. I hate it when that happens.