Paranoia

[DainBramaged]

[Glassunion]

1. Now that's funny!

Can't tell you how many times I have found myself in the same situation.

[DonP]

2. Excellent wet trigger discipline ntxt

[NewMoonTherian]

3. I find this post offensive.

A rifle is tactically inferior in a shower situation! Plus, he's not hitting shit with his forward hand stuffing a cookie in his face. He needs a pistol.

Also, how does he keep his cookies from getting soggy?

LOL, thanks for the chuckle.

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[cognoscere]

10. Don't forget,

if you're going to be making salads in there, to have a disposal installed in the drain.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

12. LOL... as funny as that is, it's an excellent idea.

I'd love to see the look on a plumbers or installation guy's face...
"Yeah, I'd like that installed in the master bathroom shower."
:rofl:

[SteveM]

8. But it probably has synthetic stock and stainless steel!

[ManiacJoe]

15. Yes, it does.

It is something from the HK G3 series.
:evilgrin:

[benEzra]

14. That's why he should be eating tactical bacon instead.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/zombies/c399/

[jeepnstein]

4. Let's not even go there.

Really, it's just not that pretty at all. Next thing you know we'll be bickering about beans and possums.

[X_Digger]

7. Beans in chili? Bacon? !!?!!! ;) n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. The ultimate "Just in case" scenario.

:rofl:

[oneshooter]

9. At least he is not using a flintlock!!! n/t

[benEzra]

11. LOL (n/t)

[Hoopla Phil]

13. LOL! Thanks