Okay, Which One of You Shot Up Rep. Eric Cantor's (R-VA) Campaign Office Last Night?

[LAGC]

Come clean now.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/03/25/congress.threats/index.html

Can't we just be civil about this whole health care debate?

Guns are for fighting tyranny, not harassing mere Republican obstructing!

Perspective people! Perspective!

That's all I ask. Thank you.

[Xipe Totec]

1. I shot a finger in his general direction

But last I checked, my finger was still attached.

[kestrel91316]

2. I confess. It was me.

Oh, wait. I don't even know how to use a gun, let alone own one.

[underpants]

3. NO ONE shot up his office... someone shot up and it hit a consulting firm

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8020081

[madrchsod]

4. "i shot a "bullet" into the air........"

i confess it was me. i did`t think it would carry almost a thousand miles....sorry about that!

and i apologize to mr longfellow

[MineralMan]

7. You beat me while I was typing. Darn you!

[onehandle]

5. I was on a snipe hunt and was sure I saw the snipe run into the Cantor's building.

So I fired a few rounds into the air on the off chance it would hit the snipe.

Why? Did I get the snipe?

[cowman]

9. Were you in the Navy?

We used to send recruits out on the beach to hunt for snipes

[Merchant Marine]

10. Why'd you send them there?

Every sailor knows that snipes live in the engine room!

Here at the maritime academy we send the new freshmen back aft for a bucket of prop wash. Tends to be a good way to spend a watch. :p

[cowman]

12. I was a Seabee

never was stationed on a ship We would send our newbies down to the beach for snipe hunting

[shadowrider]

11. And we'd send them up to look for "sea bats"

[MineralMan]

6. I loosed an arrow unto the air.

It came to Earth I know not where.

__Longfellow

Longfellow did it. He confessed in writing.

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