SHRED
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Tue Dec-30-03 07:57 AM
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"Guns don't kill people".... |
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....people, using guns, kill people.
As a balance to the old statement: "Guns don't kill people; people kill people."
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Bozola
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Tue Dec-30-03 08:02 AM
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1. Rectal Colonoscopy doesn't kill people,.... |
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Edited on Tue Dec-30-03 08:02 AM by Bozola
people, using rectal colonoscopes, kill people.
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demsrule4life
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Tue Dec-30-03 08:02 AM
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2. People will take issue about this with you |
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people kill people with knives people kill people with blunt instruments people kill people with hammers people kill people with screwdrivers but don't you know only guns kill people
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Tue Dec-30-03 08:17 AM
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4. The way some of the headlines read, you would conclude |
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that guns are sentient beings with a malicious intent to harm humans.
"Criminal's Gun Shoots Police Officer" "Gun Discharges, Killing Little Children"
And on and on and on....
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SHRED
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Tue Dec-30-03 08:30 AM
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5. Thermo-nuclear war doesn't kill people,... |
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...people kill people.
:wtf:
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SlavesandBulldozers
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Tue Dec-30-03 08:07 AM
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"did I ever tell you about the time I performed an appendectomy with a rusty sardine can? And once I was left wihout instrument One And removed a uterine tumor with my teeth. (That was in the Upper Fendy and besides the wench is dead)." --William S. Burroughs
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Tue Dec-30-03 10:05 AM
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6. Welcome to the DU Gun Dungeon |
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I'll waive the standard $2 fine for Ellipse Abuse because you are a newbie. Although they were applied in a reasonable manner you used four dots instead of three in your two ellipses. Please refrain from using four dots unless one is a legitimate period.
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SHRED
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Tue Dec-30-03 08:51 PM
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Tue Dec-30-03 01:47 PM
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7. CRIMINALS kill people. |
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The gun is the tool. I use my tool for self defense. I just wish that my entire party would unite around the gun owner. We'd never lose a national election again.
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Tue Dec-30-03 06:20 PM
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bleeding and blunt-force trauma killed people....
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Tue Dec-30-03 10:13 PM
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10. To Whom It May Concern: |
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Guns kill people only when they are used as clubs. We all know that bullets do the killing - when fired from the guns owned by lunatic asswipes.
Sincerely,
A Lunatic Asswipe
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