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FatSlob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:40 PM
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The Sheep Parable.
Emailed to me, its cute. Obviously designed to make a point, and it does its job well. I'm sure there is one designed to make the opposite point. Either way, enjoy:

The Sheep Parable

Not so long ago and in a pasture too uncomfortably close to here, a flock of sheep lived and grazed. They were protected by a dog, who answered to the master, but despite his best efforts from time to time a nearby pack of wolves would prey upon the flock.

One day a group of sheep, bolder than the rest, met to discuss their dilemma. "Our dog is good, and vigilant, but he is one and the wolves are many. The wolves he catches are not always killed, and the master judges and releases many to prey again upon us, for no reason we can understand. What can we do? We are sheep, but we do not wish to be food, too!"

One sheep spoke up, saying "It is his teeth and claws that make the wolf so terrible to us. It is his nature to prey, and he would find any way to do it, but it is the tools he wields that make it possible. If we had such teeth, we could fight back, and stop this savagery." The other sheep clamored in agreement, and they went together to the old bones of the dead wolves heaped in the corner of the pasture, and gathered fang and claw and made them into weapons.

That night, when the wolves came, the newly armed sheep sprang up with their weapons and struck at them, crying, "Begone! We are not food!" and drove off the wolves, who were astonished. When did sheep become so bold and so dangerous to wolves? When did sheep grow teeth? It was unthinkable!

The next day, flush with victory and waving their weapons, they approached the flock to pronounce their discovery. But as they drew nigh, the flock huddled together and cried out, "Baaaaaaaadddd! Baaaaaddd things! You have bad things! We are afraid! You are not sheep!"

The brave sheep stopped, amazed. "But we are your brethren!" they cried. "We are still sheep, but we do not wish to be food. See, our new teeth and claws protect us and have saved us from slaughter. They do not make us into wolves, they make us equal to the wolves, and safe from their viciousness!"

"Baaaaaaad!" cried the flock, "the things are bad and will pervert you, and we fear them. You cannot bring them into the flock!" So the armed sheep resolved to conceal their weapons, for although they had no desire to panic the flock, they wished to remain in the fold. But they would not return to those nights of terror, waiting for the wolves to come.

In time, the wolves attacked less often and sought easier prey, for they had no stomach for fighting sheep who possessed tooth and claw even as they did. Not knowing which sheep had fangs and which did not, they came to leave sheep out of their diet almost completely except for the occasional raid, from which more than one wolf did not return.

Then came the day when, as the flock grazed beside the stream, one sheep’s weapon slipped from the folds of her fleece, and the flock cried out in terror again, "Baaaaaad! You still possess these evil things! We must ban you from our presence!"

And so they did. The great chief sheep and his council, encouraged by the words of their advisors, placed signs and totems at the edges of the pasture forbidding the presence of hidden weapons there. The armed sheep protested before the council, saying, "It is our pasture, too, and we have never harmed you! When can you say we have caused you hurt? It is the wolves, not we, who prey upon you. We are still sheep, but we are not food!" But the flock drowned them out with cries of "Baaaaaaddd! We will not hear your clever words! You and your things are evil and will harm us!"

Saddened by this rejection, the armed sheep moved off and spent their days on the edges of the flock, trying from time to time to speak with their brethren to convince them of the wisdom of having such teeth, but meeting with little success. They found it hard to talk to those who, upon hearing their words, would roll back their eyes and flee, crying "Baaaaddd! Bad things!"

That night, the wolves happened upon the sheep’s totems and signs, and said, "Truly, these sheep are fools! They have told us they have no teeth! Brothers, let us feed!" And they set upon the flock, and horrible was the carnage in the midst of the fold. The dog fought like a demon, and often seemed to be in two places at once, but even he could not halt the slaughter.

It was only when the other sheep arrived with their weapons that the wolves fled, only to remain on the edge of the pasture and wait for the next time they could prey, for if the sheep were so foolish once, they would be so again. This they did, and do still.

In the morning, the armed sheep spoke to the flock, and said, "See? If the wolves know you have no teeth, they will fall upon you. Why be prey? To be a sheep does not mean to be food for wolves!" But the flock cried out, more feebly for their voices were fewer, though with no less terror, "Baaaaaaaad! These things are bad! If they were banished, the wolves would not harm us! Baaaaaaad!"

So they resolved to retain their weapons, but to conceal them from the flock; to endure their fear and loathing, and even to protect their brethren if the need arose, until the day the flock learned to understand that as long as there were wolves in the night, sheep would need teeth to repel them.

They would still be sheep, but they would not be food!
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DustMolecule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:46 PM
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1. Very good
Thank you for posting it. :-)
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damnraddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:11 PM
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2. But the flock perished ...
because accidents with the 'hidden' teeth and claws caused more to die than the depredations of the wolves ever had.
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natasha1 Donating Member (151 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:25 PM
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3. I doubt the story would end that way...
I lack the energy to go look, but my guess would be there are far far more crimes committed with firearms than there are accidents involving them.

Nat
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FatSlob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:43 PM
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4. Of course.
I'd bet that more crimes are prevented with firearms than there are accidents also. Level the playing field.
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hansberrym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 11:21 PM
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6. I think you have stumbled upon the factor
that wiped out the dinosaurs!


It was those damned sharp teeths and claws that extincted them!

Quick write a note too national Geografic.

(end of sarcasm)


An alert observer might note that the wolves have made out just fine with those teeth and claws.
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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 06:58 AM
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11. An alert observer might also note that........
the wolves would also attack each other.

And also that they'd be harmless if they didn't have the teeth and claws.

P.
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Tamiati Donating Member (146 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 07:24 PM
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5. NRA would love it
& so do I, as the lesson in the end is still

If you take away the guns from the law abiding, then only the criminals will be armed. Truly, we must think about that for a moment.

Loved your post~!
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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 05:42 AM
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7. Yes indeed, an excellent parable.....but.........
You knew there'd be a but, didn't you! Well tough luck - I like big "buts" and it ain't no lie!

But the parable is only good in as far as it goes......It conveniently leaves out the occasions when the "good" armed sheep snack on the fermented grass and end up arguing with each other, leading to fighting and occasions where their claws are used against each other.

Or the occasions when a sheep is mistaken for a wolf and torn apart by its armed brethren before his identity is realised.

Or when one of the armed sheep loses its job as flockmaster and goes on a rampage, viciously slashing all those in his path. Or when the sheep catches his wife frolicking in the haystack with the sheep from next door and he flips out and claws them both and then himself.

Or the lamb who finds his dad's claws hidden in the hedge and inadvertantly gouges himself while he plays with them.

You see for me, the better solution would be to ensure that the wolves were disarmed and locked away so that they didn't represent a threat any more, or so that the threat was reduced to such a negligible level that weapons were unnecessary. It might also help if the farmer stopped trying to keep the sheep so frightened that they felt a disproportionate fear of wolves, when in reality the chances of wolf attack were slim.
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iverglas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 06:01 AM
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8. do you suppose that the author of the parable was a



?
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OpSomBlood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 06:31 AM
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9. You present an unrealistic solution.
You see for me, the better solution would be to ensure that the wolves were disarmed and locked away so that they didn't represent a threat any more, or so that the threat was reduced to such a negligible level that weapons were unnecessary. It might also help if the farmer stopped trying to keep the sheep so frightened that they felt a disproportionate fear of wolves, when in reality the chances of wolf attack were slim.

Wolves exist. Short of some kind of catastrophic wolf holocaust, wolves will always exist. And they will always be hungry.

Your proposed solution forces the sheep to rely on the competence of the farmer rather than take their safety into their own hands (or paws, or whatever sheep have). This only further reinforces that the farmer is the master and they are the slaves.
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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 06:43 AM
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10. Well my "solution" wasn't very complete.....
I was mainly trying to highlight the missing aspects of the story.

OK, wolves will always exist, but at some point I'd draw the line and say, "There are so few wolves around that the risks of an armed population outweigh the need for self-defense."

My main point is that arming the population (or indeed the sheep) is not a panacea - it would be nice if gun-toting citizens equalled hugely-reduced crime-rates but it simply isn't true (which is what the story implies). At best, arming the citizenry may reduce some crimes and protect those individuals who choose to carry guns. However, the widespread presence of guns in society leads to a whole stack of additional crimes that wouldn't necessarily have otherwise happened. It normalises "violence" as a part of everyday life and increases the culture of fear. Armed individuals may feel safer, but the overall safety of the flock/population may drop significantly due to the widespread presence of easily available, convenient, deadly weapons.

IMHO there is NO implication that the farmer is the master and the sheep the slaves. The farmer is the elected leader with the responsibility to defend his people/sheep. There's nothing in there about them being slaves.

Sheep have feet........

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