Translating from Spin-ese to English, or an attempt at humor b4 the debate

[greekspeak]

"The Resident showed an extreme ability to hold his tongue at just the right moment"

TRANSLATION: "At least the dope managed not to drool on his lapel"

"Mr. Chimp rebutted Kerry's arguments very effectively"

TRANSLATION: "Wow he only stuttered 5 times during the whole debate."

"Shrub put forth great plans for the future of America."

TRANSLATION: "I DO beleive that was English he was speaking...wasn't it?"

"The Resident looked very healthy and energetic tonight."

TRANSLATION: "Well, at least they groomed the chimp before they put the camera on him."

Any more?