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Harlan James Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:20 AM
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So Which Shrub'll Show Up Tonight? Shrieking Chimp Or Mumbling Numbnuts?

"I've never made a mistake in my entire life! I am infallible!!!"


OR...




"Uh Karl? Um... wasn't the mic supposed to go on my back or something?"
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livetohike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:21 AM
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1. Both!
Get the nachos and margaritas ready. Should be a great show. :-)
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Fla Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:53 AM
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12. Off Drugs (1st debate) On Drugs (2nd debate)? That's the real question.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:21 AM
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2. shrieking numbnuts
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Democrat 4 Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:25 AM
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3. Both, BoyGeorge has the attention of a fruit fly
so he will waver between the two. Or,...he could offer two completely new faces, how about mumbling chimp and shrieking numbnuts? This is hard work.
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Minimus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:33 AM
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6. "mumbling chimp"
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:26 AM
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4. Bartcop had a great graphic
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:30 AM
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5. Furious George
because he won't be able to wear his med pump.

There is no reason to think that W is wearing only one devise. I think he wears and earplug and a vest. In addition, he is also heavily medicated. Considering his condition, he is certainly not fit to be president or CIC.

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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:40 AM
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7. YOU are a p*sser! ROFL! Thanks, I needed that! :) n/t
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:41 AM
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8. I am voting for shreiking numbnuts. It's HARD! Workin' HARD!
No Laura! Not THAT!
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progressivebydesign Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:42 AM
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9. Perky and delusional. n/t
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JPace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:44 AM
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10. furious george will be in his repeat mode tonight.....
repeating carefully scripted slogans to avoid
having to give real answers to real domestic
problems that he is making worse for Americans

People will take notice that he is avoiding
dealing with the questions and catch on to
the nothingness of conservative leadership.
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:45 AM
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11. I'm hoping for a trifecta: angry, inarticulate and repetitive
Well, we can hope, can't we? :evilgrin:
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ochazuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 10:58 AM
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13. He's in trouble
So, he'll be his usual shrill self, hunched over a little, head bobbing forward, excessive emphasis on the last word of every sentence.

He will be exasperated, peevish, petulant. Blinking at 200 times a minute, jaw twitching wildly, squinting.

He will use the word 'liberal' more times than you can count. He will utter the sentences "The man will raise your TAXES!" and "He's just not CREDIBLE!"

He will lose.
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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 11:05 AM
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14. Dopey or Blinky.
Maybe we'll get lucky and get some of each!
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