A-Schwarzenegger
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Fri Oct-15-04 06:13 PM
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Bush Ups Reward for Osama Capture to 500 Trillion Dollars. |
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Breaking... President George Bush today raised the reward offer for the capture or death of Osama bin Laden to $500 trillion, which is the total value of the United States. "We need to show this guy we're serious," the President said. "And if somebody finds him before November 2, I'll throw in one of my daughters."
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Fri Oct-15-04 06:17 PM
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1. How about some wood? n/t |
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Fri Oct-15-04 06:17 PM
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Fri Oct-15-04 06:19 PM
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3. ah hell, throw in the other one and Pickles too |
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Fri Oct-15-04 06:23 PM
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5. Nah, dump Mary Cheney, I'm sick of hearing that one |
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Fri Oct-15-04 06:22 PM
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4. Don't forget Poland. That would be the icing on the cake. |
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Fri Oct-15-04 06:28 PM
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6. Will the reward be paid in one lump sum or.... |
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Edited on Fri Oct-15-04 06:32 PM by BrotherBuzz
paid in installments over twenty years? My accountant says I should know these things before I turn over the goods.
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Fri Oct-15-04 07:03 PM
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7. Neat thing is if you win 500 trillion dollars... |
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...you'll be in the top 1% of income and enjoying a nice tax cut thanks to BushCo.
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A-Schwarzenegger
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Sat Oct-16-04 03:23 AM
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11. I think you will BE the top 100% |
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because you will have all of the money in the USA. Anyway, he is in China I just read in another thread, so you had better get over there because Osama reads DU and he will be on the move again pretty soon if not already.
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Fri Oct-15-04 07:05 PM
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8. $500 trillion? Where's he going to get the money?! And he says he's |
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Fri Oct-15-04 07:06 PM
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9. I think this is satirical... |
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...but one can never be too sure when it comes to BushCo.
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Fri Oct-15-04 07:18 PM
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10. a trillion here, a trillion there,,, |
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pretty soon you re talkin about real money
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