Why evangelicals should not vote for Bush

[Scoopie]

Dear Evangelical Christians,

As an atheist, and an avid fan of the Left Behind books, I am willing to consider every possibility. And one of the thing I've been considering lately is—maybe you're right. Maybe the rapture is coming, and all of those who have taken Jesus into their heart will be pulled to heaven soon.

Which is why I'm asking you to vote for the godless devil-candidate, the abortion-loving, bible-hating John Kerry. Because if you vote for George W. Bush, and the rapture comes, his entire administration could vanish at any moment, plunging our government into chaos. Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft—all of them would be called to heaven in preparation for the return of Jesus.

We need steady leadership in times of change. And steady leadership does not include being yanked to heaven during the time of tribulations. It'll be bad enough with the imminent arrival of antichrist from the East (who may be Barak Obama), and the expected problems in Jerusalem that the end times might bring. So please vote responsibly, the way Jesus would want you to vote.

Watch out for talking snakes,

Paul

http://ftrain.com/RaptureProblems.html


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[Sugarbleus]

1. LOL..........well said. n/t