Votergasm: Rushbo Claims This Is How We're "Stealing" Votes

[KharmaTrain]

I saw this lady on the Al Franken show last night and laughed my ass off:

http://www.votergasm.org/Pledge.php

The skinny: You sign a pledge to withhold sex from a non-voter on Election Night. Or there are variations...from sex with only Kerry voters to the full monte: sex with a Kerry voter on election night and no sex with a non-voter for the next 4 years.

Of course Rushbo couldn't pass on this one...twisting it that Democrats were using sex to "buy" votes. Ah, the way the mind works when the synapses are snapped full of Hillbilly Heroin.

Cheers!

[w13rd0]

1. That's great...

...I know a Canadian living in the US desperate to see Bush gone I can use this on ;)

[napi21]

2. The funnier thing is that there were quite a few people who

signed the pledge! I didn't see the show on TV, but I heard it on the radio yesterday. Too funny.

[apnu]

3. He's just mad that even though he will vote...

... no one will have sex with him (unless they ask for the money upfront)

WAAAAAHHHH! WAAAAAAHHHHH! cry-baby Rush. He can't get his little lizard brain around the idea that his boy is a junk candidate and the honeymoon is long over.

[zbdent]

4. Funnier - CCCleveland's "news station" Rush wannabe played phony

campaign calls.

The "Vote for Kerry" call: Sultry voiced "Brittany" suggests that she will come over to your house personally with her friend Amber if you vote for Kerry.

The "Vote for Bush" call: Automated voice with obvious pauses to insert local reference to your state says that the voting procedure has changed. If you are to vote for Bush, you vote Tuesday, 11/2. If you are to vote for Kerry, you vote Wednesday, 11/3.

Obvious to informed and intelligent listeners that these were fakes, but, it was a Clear Channel radio station, so . . .