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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:13 PM
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When * loses....will you volunteer to be on the Hannity suicide watch?
:evilgrin:
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:14 PM
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1. Nah...
:)
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Road Scholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 04:24 PM
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36. I'll go get whatever supplies he needs and video tape it for
O'Liely to have on his show. I'm lookin' forward to watchin' a little bit of Faux news Nov 3rd. :toast:
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:16 PM
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3. That's a negatory, good buddy.
The Chimp's new teen suicide bill might help.
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Jasper 91 Donating Member (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:17 PM
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4. No . The poison that pours from this man
Will finally overwhelm him . Karma baby .:headbang:
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:19 PM
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5. You mean I can watch him commit suicide?
Sure thing. I'll get him a glass of water to wash down the pills.

Just kidding.....Suicide is a very serious matter and I wouldn't advocate it for anyone, even Hannity.
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951 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:20 PM
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6. No
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:20 PM
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7. Sure, I'll watch.
Just don't ask me to stop him.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:21 PM
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9. Stop him? I don't know that I'd go THAT far.
There are limits you know!
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:20 PM
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8. If by suicide watch you mean...
... watch him commit suicide then yes, yes I will.
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 04:00 PM
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28. I agree, but if it's suicide by autosexual asphyxiation, I insist
on bringing a video camera. (Just my educated guess on the method Insanity would likely use.)
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Riddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:23 PM
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10. I'll even provide the gun if that's the way he decides to do it!
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:25 PM
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12. That can't be true.....
....I know for a fact from listening to Hannity that democrats don't own guns....tee-hee!
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Auntie Bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 04:08 PM
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29. bush* doesn't need a gun. He's too chicken to use it....to messy
for his fancy upbringing. He'll just over dose on his Oxycontin.

We ought to all send him a pill so he'll be sure to have enough to do the job properly.
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The empressof all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:25 PM
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11. Who's suiciding here?
Edited on Sun Oct-24-04 03:25 PM by Wubette
Certainly not Bush! He's too shallow and devoid of feelings to give a shit about anyone. Besides he's already in his own little happy world of denial and deception.

Hannity as well will have an unlimited opportunity to wail and moan how Bush was robbed and how the Dem's are screwing everything up for the next 4 years. He'll be happier than a pig in shit!

Believe me the Right Wing Pundits are far better off when they don't have Republican's in Office. Even though they are despicable excuses for human beings-they try not to eat their own young unless they absolutely have to.
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:25 PM
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13. No, but I hope we're notified when he's gone into the great beyond.
.
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DireStrike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:26 PM
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14. I'll be behind him on the ledge - ready to push if he chickens out.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:27 PM
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15. That depends
Can we just WATCH him committ suicide or do we have to stop him? :))
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:31 PM
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21. Stop him? Why would you want to do that?
I don't understand....lol!
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:27 PM
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16. only if I can get a cut of the PPV rights
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:27 PM
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17. Normally, I would tell someone "Suicide is a permanent solution to a ....
...temporary problem". But in Hannity's case, his problem would be permanent anyway. He's so fueled by hatred NOW with the neocons in charge of everything, the poor man's head will explode if he actually has to deal with a Democratic President and hopefully Senate. And even the House, while flipping to Democrat is a slim chance, will very likely be without it's biggest right wing piece of shit, the Bugman. Hannity will be suicidal for some time.
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Blaze Diem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:28 PM
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18. lol..Will OReilly vibrate himself to death is the buring question?
Edited on Sun Oct-24-04 03:30 PM by Blaze Diem
Poor Hannity, I see how it could come to a "watch" for the guy, since he's been left to shoulder the burden of FOX Spin by himself, now that OReilly got himself embroiled in Vibrator-gate.
Election eve will be a lot for a more sensitive guy like Hannity to handle. With Rush and Delay dug in their own deep hole of personal doo-doo, maybe "El PIEda Annie" will sit by Hannity's side.
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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:28 PM
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19. Heads up people!
The talking heads know their weather forecast is gloomy ... they will concede the battle on Nov 2. They know they are losing. But they are even now arming. They are talking about

voter fraud --
They are preparing the field now - new voter registration suspect, etc.

Count on it.
Prepare for it.

Plan to Celebrate on Nov. 2. Plan to take up arms again on Nov. 3.
Forewarned is forearmed

We must win this war for the White House. Please God.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:30 PM
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20. My response....
Let them whine about voter fraud and tell them to prove it and remind them about the voter purge in Florida and how they poo-pooed that.
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dave502d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:32 PM
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22. Yes,as long as i can be 500 mile away.
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Sporadicus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:42 PM
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23. I'll Volunteer
then take a double-dose of Nyquil when I get the night watch :evilgrin:
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:44 PM
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24. Oh honey, you don't need Nyquil...
...I can get you Ambien 10's and bottle of Jack Daniels instead.
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:54 PM
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25. An ego like that would never commit suicide.
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AndyTiedye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:56 PM
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26. Jump! Jump!
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 03:58 PM
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27. No, but I may possibly have some spare urine for the grave
unless that would help the landscaping any.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 04:10 PM
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30. I'll go to the dildo store and send him a set of dildos
suggesting to him that it seems to be effective in lifting the spirits of his colleague Bill O'Reilly. In fact, I may send dildos to the entire FUX News staff, David Assman, O'Reilly and Cavuto, too. It may offer them their only means of escapism from the real world into their own sick private world.
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 04:11 PM
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31. i'll watch
i'll take notes too.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 04:17 PM
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32. He doesn't have the guts...
but I'll be happy to watch them pour out of him when he commits hari kiri.
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LVdem Donating Member (375 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 04:19 PM
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33. I'll get him the prescription he needs to finish the deed...
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discopants Donating Member (457 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 04:20 PM
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34. we're handing him 8 years of big big bucks
money will heal that pain, inside he'll be smiling
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 04:22 PM
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35. f*ck no.
let him off himself. that bastard can die any time
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 04:25 PM
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37. I have never watched him before, why would I watch him then? n/t
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MattNC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 04:40 PM
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38. once it becomes clear kerry's gonna win
i'm gonna watch faux the rest of the night.
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 06:21 PM
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39. HEll NO>>>I WILL
GIVE HIM THE GUN
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 06:24 PM
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40. No, I'd Rather Buy You A Beer & Celebrate
:toast:
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streakr Donating Member (62 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 06:25 PM
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41. Sure I'll volunteer to WATCH!!! n/t
Edited on Sun Oct-24-04 06:26 PM by streakr
Orlando Sentinel endorsed Kerry today. First Democrat since 1964.
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 06:26 PM
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42. just ran to the store to buy champagne
is he dead yet? <thrums fingers impatiently>
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GRLMGC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 06:28 PM
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43. No
Let me make it clearer: Hell no!
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kaitykaity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 06:35 PM
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44. No. He'll slip right from defend Bush
suck Bush's c*ck to

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I won't feel sorry for a bastard like this bastard.
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undercover_brother Donating Member (296 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 06:36 PM
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45. Will it be Pay Per View?
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-24-04 06:42 PM
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46. Will it be on pay per view? If TN goes blue I plan to consume a bottle of
Dom Perignon that we've had for 18 yrs. and shoot fireworks!! Without TN being blue I'll just drink the champagne and celebrate and seeing it on pay per view would feel like more of a celebration for some reason!
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