Dick Morris:The wolf ad has sparked an amazing surge in Bush's support

[fujiyama]

HAHA Dick Morris outdoes himself. Apparently puppies running around should strike fear into us all!
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The wolf ad has sparked an amazing surge in Bush's support to the point where every poll but one shows him well ahead of his Democratic rival. It perfectly captures the odd juxtaposition of seeming peace and tranquility at home and the looming danger from abroad.
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http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/31114.htm

[Hog lover]

1. Proves that masturbation doesn't cause blindness - makes you an idiot;.

[Warren DeMontague]

2. Fucking Crackhead. Go Call A Hooker.

n/t

[DELUSIONAL]

3. When someone goes to the dark side -- they go deep

spin spin spin spin

[Elwood P Dowd]

16. Morris doesn't have the equipment to go deep

that's why he sucks on things

[Pepperbelly]

30. Aren't the big shrimp deep? nt

[0007]

33. Dick Morris can get a dime out of a quart milk bottle with his tongue.

[fishwax]

38. Morris started out on the dark side

why Clinton ever brought him on board is beyond me.

[RummyTheDummy]

4. SO since terra is all that matters

We let our schools rot, we let our deficit run up, we let millions go without healthcare and on and on all in the name of terra, eh dickie?

Maybe the dumbest comment I've heard yet on this election. No wonder no reputable candidates will employ him anymore.

[saracat]

5. What poll is he looking at? He is a turncoat ratbastard!

[krkaufman]

7. Yes, methinks Mr Morris is full o' shad. n/t

[OneBlueSky]

9. that's why they call him "dick" . . . n/t

.

[lady raven]

19. none

He's not looking at a poll. He's lying his ass off. Every Republican I've talked to about the ad (granted, I only usually talk to sane ones) think it's stupid.

[Downtown Hound]

6. Yes, and

Iraq has WMD.
The Iraqis love us.
The economy is great!
Bush served honorably in the guard and
monkeys fly out of my butt.

[Arkana]

39. Well, since no one's there

that last one might be true. ;)

[kaitykaity]

8. I guess he didn't see the ABC poll with Kerry ahead.

Or all of the once secure red states (AK, WV) that
are within Kerry's reach now.

Of course, he is writing for Murdhoch's rag, so
he couldn't really say anything else.

Gawd, what a ho.

[JSJ]

10. morris is a fucking toe-sucking, chicken plucking liar

[saracat]

11. I forgot that! Giggle. Wish I'd posted that!

[JSJ]

14. thanks!!!- toe sucking hypocrites bring out the snarkness in me

[Paul Lazzaro]

12. who is this guy again and what influence does he have?

All I remember is he was a Clinton consultant who liked to suck the toes of prostitutes...why exactly should I trust his judgement regarding anything?

[Bossy Monkey]

13. Finally saw it/ heard it today. Yeah, that woman with the odd semi-British

accent is really going to persuade a lot of voters. Maybe he borrowed this from Blair?

[pa28]

15. This makes no sense at all.

Bushler's poll numbers have actually gone down since the wolf campaign began.

[Birthmark]

17. Honestly

I wonder how some of these people can look at themselves in the mirror? I mean, putting a positive spin on a situation is one thing, but outright lying is another altogether. One would think that simple self-preservation would kick in at some point, since being a known liar would seem to be detrimental to one's credibility - or at least it should be.

[NDFan]

24. It must be a pretty horrible job

As Triumph the Insult Comic Dog once said to a GOP spinner after the debates, "How painful was it when the doctor removed your sense of shame?"

[Ruffhowse]

18. Dick Morris matters about as much as toejam. No wait, I'm sorry, toejam

matters more.

[Crunchy Frog]

20. Oooh, wolf puppies.

I'm so scared.

:scared:

I'm gonna have to vote for Bush now.

[NDFan]

21. LOL

Can't Morris just rot away soon? I really can't stand the man.

[tomfodw]

22. Absolutely. If, by "surge," you mean, "disappearance"

Or perhaps he's talking about a surge in the national laughter index?

[ogradda]

23. please..

that commercial is a joke. do they think any one will believe it's great 'cause they say so?

[tomfodw]

25. Remember, all you peons in the "reality-based community"

They believe their actions create reality. If they say something is so, for them it is so.

[doni_georgia]

27. Morris is a lying, dillusional prick - nuff said.

[Tony_Illinois]

26. Like the peace and tranquility we had here at home before

9.11.01, when Bush and his circle of lunatics blew it and 3000 of our people died?

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[DemocratSinceBirth]

28. In His Book He Pissed Off Bill Clinton And Bill Clinton Jumped On Him

Hillary intervened...

She should have let Bill kick his ass...


He reminds me of a croupier or upscale hooker booker...

[bushwakker]

29. Senator Lazio must be happy. Has anything he's ever said been correct?

[Zuni]

31. Every time Dick Morris speaks, it captures the odd juxtaposition

of a totally irrelevant political prostitute trying to sound important.

[Bullshot]

32. Keep in mind that the first two syllables in Dick Morris are pronounced

Dick-More!

So fitting.

[rullery]

34. Republicans should spend the rest of their campaign money

on running their wolf ad. Those wolf puppies are cute, and I would like to adopt one and raise it as a pet. Scary ad? - NOT!

[sendero]

35. Dick's selling....

.... but who's buying?

[DrFunkenstein]

36. An "Amazing" Surge - He's Pretty Easily Amazed

Sorry, but things are looking worse, not better, for Bush.

[Sara Beverley]

37. I'm so glad he's on their side .

They deserve all the idiots they have.