A Bush loss on Tuesday means a Bush autobiography 4 years earlier than...

[AP]

...otherwise expected.

Who can't wait for his autobiography?

[Pithy Cherub]

1. The title, the author of that

are just ripe for choosing.

Title: Erasing the Bush Magic Marker
Ghost Writers: Tucker Carlson, Andrew Sullivan
Fiction Sales: 5 units a 50% off

[LVdem]

2. Remember, books are Laura's thing...

and Dubya's presidential libary (first"r" left out on purpose) will be full of comic books and old Bazooka gum wrappers...

[DemFromMem]

3. I need a new pop up book for my kids....

[5thGenDemocrat]

4. I could live with that

Not saying I'd buy the book, but the sooner that turd is out of the way, the better for all of us.
John
Haven't gotten around to reading Dildo Reilly's book for kids yet, either. I think I'm slacking.

[StupidFOX]

5. Awesome! Firewood!

And it'll probably be cheaper than logs! :evilgrin:

[nicktom]

6. Like father, like son, one term and done! n/t

[NNadir]

7. I very much doubt that this illiterate could manage a book.

"My Pet Goat," apparently enthralled him beyond comprehension. It's hard to imagine he could better that classic.

[despairing optimist]

8. "Putting Lipstick on a Pig: My Life," by W, as told to Ann Coulter

Special Bonus: Why I didn't take those service physicals

[gauguin57]

9. It'll be the sequel to "The Fart Book."

That's the only book an overnight visitor could find at Bar and Poppy's house in KenneBUNKport, Kitty Kelley says.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

10. Biography maybe, but no way will he write an autobiography

A guy who can sit and read "My Pet Goat" for half an hour is not going to write an autobiography

[RafterMan]

11. It will be the first autobiography written

in crayon.

[Kittycat]

12. Great another children's book...

I wonder if this one will include a paint by numbers section? Or maybe mad libs :D

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

13. Ha!

Welcome to DU, Kittycat

:headbang:

[ydya]

14. I've got a title for his autobiography.....

"Oil be back"
A memoir of a lifetime of dedicated service to the Saudi Royal Family.

With a Special Foreword:
Heil to the Thief
By Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Dob Bole]

15. It would also mean that people could read it, because it would

be a lot shorter than Clinton's biography, which was even bigger than my prize possession the Encyclopedia of the American Left or the Bible. Clinton's memoirs were bigger than my biography of RFK's entire life!

[Lakerstan]

16. Bush's autobiography...written by Karl Rove n/t

[n2mark]

17. Dah!

Another flop!

[leftofthedial]

18. 4 years earlier . . .

that means fewer pages to color.

[Lisa]

19. oh, good -- I've got a box of crayons all set to go

I hear that little Georgie has jumped the gun and already released the first page of his "auto" (or rather, written by Karen Hughes) biography!


http://www.whitehouse.gov/kids/presidentsday/color/43.html

[Neshanic]

20. It's going to be a pop-up book. Riveting!

[Walt Starr]

21. I can't wait for his autobiograpy

I'll enjoy hiding it behind other books.

[Hello_Kitty]

22. Title: "It was HARD work!!"

Online edition on the internets....

[sofa king]

23. Heh.

[sofa king]

24. Heheh.

[Morning Dew]

25. He'll call it "A Charge To Keep" - he doesn't remember writing that one

already. Then again, he didn't write it anyway.