Desperate freepers asking God to avoid * defeat

[pabloseb]

"I don't like this. I'm beginning to think we all need to be in continual prayer that an evil that will affect our heritage, our families, and all our tribes be defeated this Tuesday. Like four years ago, we may be too blind and stupid as a people to do the right thing.

God is in the Heavens. He is our ultimate. Father, help our cause."

Link: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1262819/posts?q=1&&page=51

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. I asked my hubby to join me in a prayer vigil for Kerry to win

and he said no on account of we're not supposed to tell God what to do but ask for His will.

Technically, he is right. But I am still gonna pray for sanity to return to the WH!

[Rowdyboy]

7. Then suggest he pray for peace and justice...

and for a fair election. That's enough

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. Works for me :)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

32. but... peace, truth and justice are biased in favor of the Democrats

:bounce:

[Kahuna]

21. I'm with ya, GPV!

:pals:

[Jasper 91]

34. If its the amount of prayers that count

We will have President Kerry , as the rest of the world is voting for him to win .

[charlyvi]

2. And just why is God

a right wing wacko conservative repub? Huh? Not!

[Dem Agog]

3. Makes me shake my head in wonder...

Fundies are fucking nutjobs. Nut. Jobs. I mean what kind of asshat really and truly believes that having an intelligent, non-criminal president will affect their goddamned heritage and their goddamned tribes. Sound like fucking racist assholes to me and if there is a Tooth Fairy^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^God up there, he doesn't look kindly upon racist pigs like right wing fundies.

[DuaneBidoux]

24. Yea' the word Tribe set me off too

It simply drips racism.

[John Q. Citizen]

4. Sounds like a DUer posing as a freeper

so they will spend the next two and a half days praying instead of doing GOTV.

Either way you gotta love it.

DUers know that God helps those that helps themselves!

[Bossy Monkey]

27. If he is, he's awfully dedicated as he's been at it for over 5 years

Screenname is Luke21. If that is supposed to equate to Luke 2:1 (can't think what else it could be as he's in his 40s or more), that reads as follows: "And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed." This seems like a pretty strange credo for a freeper, but maybe he's looking at a different version of the KJV than Bartleby has:
http://aol.bartleby.com/108/42/2.html#1

[Bluebear]

5. I suggest they all fast now. Maybe they'll lose strength.

http://www.heartlight.org/fast/

"God is raising up multitudes of Christians (regardless of political affiliation) to fast and pray for the holiness of President George W. Bush and our nation. Join us in God's grassroots movement."

[grytpype]

6. Hep me Jeebus! Hep me! Hep me!

[shrub chipper]

8. Did they really say:

"Like four years ago, we may be too blind and stupid as a people to do the right thing. "

Are they admitting * lost 4 years ago?!?!?!?

[pabloseb]

15. I guess he's referring to the popular vote n/t

[AnIndependentTexan]

9. isn't chimp the one that tried to use God to his advantage?

Also I thought the reason the USA was created is we came to worship our own way to escape the King of England?

[NEOBuckeye]

10. Boy, are these people going to have a crisis of faith on Nov 2?

I don't think God takes either side in stuff like this. But he certainly wouldn't support Bush for his lies and his hypocrisy, especially given that he surrounds himself with such anti-christian individuals like Karl Rove and Dick Cheney.

On the other hand, I do pray for Bush and his backers every day -- that they will be brought to justice and set straight for their crimes against humanity and the world.

[Kierkegaard]

11. Their preference for polling results was interesting.

They threw out the only one to come close in the last election cycle and kept all the ones that were toilet paper! Talk about not being honest with oneself...

[mitchum]

12. I wish that they would go deliver their requests to God in person

Nothing beats actual face time, stupid freepers

[uppityperson]

18. you are too funny

thanks for saying what I think too

[Redleg]

13. I agree we may be "too blind and stupid to do the right thing"...

... there are a lot of stupid MORANS out there who are too stupid to vote for Kerry.

[BootinUp]

14. tribes?

LOL!

These are the kind of freeper threads I get the biggest laugh out of.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

16. Actually, what you quoted

makes a great prayer for the Kerry side.

Personally, I pray a lot. I know that Kerry will win, God willing, and I pray that we all be given the strength to live with his victory. It will be very important that the Democrats and other progressives stay united so that the neocons cannot perpetrate their agenda.

[WMliberal]

17. God's answer: NO! n/t

[RevCheesehead]

25. Actually, I think it's:

"I'm beginning to think we all need to be in continual prayer that an evil that will affect our heritage, our families, and all our tribes be defeated this Tuesday. Like four years ago, we may be too blind and stupid as a people to do the right thing."

And the Lord smiled. And behold, the bush was burning, and JK ascended to the presidency. And it was very, very good.

-The Gospel of the Cheese

[Anakin Skywalker]

20. Bwahahahahahah!

Ahahahahahahah! I love it when they invoke god :) It reeks of desperation to me! Whoo hoo!

[slutticus]

22. Wow.

That looks as if it could have been taken from an al-qaeda site verbatim...

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

28. Dead freaking on

These freepers have so much in common with al-qaeda but will never see it.

[wellstone_democrat]

23. Tribes? Where the hell is he posting from? The past?

OK, I'm willing to believe that these are primitive thinkers..My Ph.D. isn't in Anthropology so I'll hand this odd comment over to one of them for dissection.

[Zynx]

26. This is a good one:

>>To: RipSawyer


We need to pray and pray SO HARD that these undecided voters will vote for Bush. To make a statement against the Muslims, I have been praying toward Washington three times per day all of this month. And I try to pray at least 7 or 8 other short prayers during the day also. I have faith that the Lord WILL guide our country to re-elect George W. Bush, but we cannot let our praying slide at all over the next few days!!!



223 posted on 10/30/2004 1:52:42 PM PDT by JASONwalkswithJESUS <<

:wtf:

[hippywife]

29. Now that's funny!

To make a statement against the Muslims, I have been praying toward Washington three times per day all of this month.

[pabloseb]

31. Interchange chrisitans with muslisms

and there you have a perfectly plausible Bin Laden statement.

[kayell]

30. I agree, they should pray continuesly, say until 9 or 10 pm Tuesday night

Don't leave your prayers off for ANYTHING freepers. Remember that Gawd will determine the election. It is Gawds will who will be elected, and he will only reward the TRULY devoted. Keep praying hard. Don't stop long enough for any petty secular pursuits like say eating, or drinking, or heaven forbid, voting. Just keep praying to Gawd and KKKarl and *. You must place your ENTIRE faith in Gawd to save you.

[DemBones DemBones]

33. Back when Clinton beat Poppy Bush,

I was teaching at a small Christian college (yes, it specializes in turning out small Christians!) Some students were so upset by Clinton's victory that they had to hold "emergency" prayer meetings in the dorms that night. It still makes me queasy to think of it, as Poppy Bush was NOT known for his commitment to Christianity. This equating of God and GOP goes way back to Reagan, who did talk a bit about God while slashing budgets for programs that helped people. Why are so many people so easily deluded?

[American Tragedy]

35. all our tribes???

How melodramatic. Unless they're members of a cult or commune, native Americans, Romani or some other sort of nomadic ethnic group, the term tribe seems to be an odd choice of words, don't you think? Reminds me of some of the ancient, freaky racialist classifications at Stormfront or something.

[DefenseLawyer]

36. It's Homer Stokes: We are destroying his heritage!

and trampling all over their venerated observances and rituals while we're at it. And we ain't even old timey!

[melody]

37. These people are walking around in the 21st Century???

I think Cotton Matther is back from the dead.

[Coventina]

38. Dear God, please forgive me for laughing at this thread

and the Freepers. Please help us help those sad Freepers to realize that you love everyone, not just them.