Just got my first repub message call

[uppityperson]

I'm soooo excited. It was from DinoRossi (WA) telling me that he's heard there are lots of negative democratic attack ads and urging me to call their tollfree hotline if I got one. Hahahahaha

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Call em and tell them that your house is surrounded by wolves..

Send help!

[Anakin Skywalker]

2. LOL. Great Response!

[uppityperson]

3. and trees

all over. I'm scared.

[kayell]

4. I got one last night. I laughed hysterically in their ear, said

"You seriously expect me to vote for the people who let Osama run free for 4 years?", and hung up.

[Anakin Skywalker]

5. Ring Ring!

Does the Rethug message go anything like this? "Be sure to vote for G. W. Bush & Co., they will make you rich by fattening your portfolios at the expense of your neighbors' and countrymen's jobs. But who cares about them? If they aren't rich like you, they are probably libruls anyway. So remember. Vote for Bush. He will fatten your portfolios faster than McDonald's can fatten your body!".