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theHandpuppet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:02 PM
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After tomorrow's vote, JUST IMAGINE!
When President John Kerry takes office, we'll...

... Never again have to endure the sneering face of Dick ("I'm better then Satan!") Cheney or Karl Rove, that parasitic human larva.

... Never again have to listen to the robotic sermonizing of Asscrack, and Justice will get her breast back.

... Never again offend our eyes with the sight of Karen Hughes in flannel shirt and high heels, and who will fade into obscurity as the woman who obsessively desired to be the GOP's answer to Ann Richards -- and got booted off the island.

... We'll never again have to endure another Pentagon press conference from Donald Rumsfeld, whose next appearance will be before The Hague.

... Never again slap our ears at the sound of Condi Rice who, still desperate to be an intimate part of the Bush family secrets, ANY Bush family, will become a baked bean spokesperson and buy herself a Golden Retriever.

... Never again have our lunch interrupted by a Colin Powell presentation of "evidence" to the U.N. and who, in his "retirement", will wake up one day to find that Michael Jackson has stolen at least six inches from his foot-long nose in order to win the coveted part of Pinocchio.

... And best of all! We can all gather together together here at DU for a great wailing and gnashing of teeth as we wave a big ol' collective "DON"T LET THE PROP HIT YOU ON YOUR WAY OUT!" as Dimwit One boards the Marine helicopter on his way out of the People's House!

Just imagine!! :)

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