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ciaobox Donating Member (796 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:53 PM
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Will FUNDIES Say "It's God's Work"?
The bible thumpers love to say "God has a plan" and "it's god's work" and "God has his reasons" and some such superstitious crap. Will they now turn around and say, "Well, God must have wanted Kerry"??
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:55 PM
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1. Of course not
They will say that Satan won against St. Bush. Have you ever heard a freeper make sense?
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:55 PM
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2. Nope, it will be...
"God is abandoning America!"

Believe me, I know the mindset.
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UpsideDownFlag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:56 PM
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3. they said that clinton was god's punishment for the US...
so, probably.
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endnote Donating Member (645 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:56 PM
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4. It's hard work, not God's work... God's work is not hard...
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bunkerbuster1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:56 PM
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5. Oh, hell no.
They'd have to acknowledge that their Boy King isn't a Christian. Their heads would explode.

Can't have that.
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:57 PM
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6. If they are good fundies, they will believe that
it is God's will and that * has lost grace in the eyes of God.
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Nay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 05:00 PM
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7. Heck, no. They will say that the forces of darkness have won out
Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 05:01 PM by Nay
over the forces of light, and they must work even harder to get this country back on its original godly track.

Don't you know that it's only God's work if a REPUBLICAN wins?? Geez, where you been??
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Dob Bole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 05:01 PM
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8. They will say America got the President it deserved...
and I will agree with them. :)
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 05:02 PM
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9. There will be some serious
bridge jumping tomorrow.
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Borgnine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 05:02 PM
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10. Not God. Could it be....
...SATAN?
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RamboLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 05:05 PM
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11. They're probably all praying for the Rapture tonight
so they can leave us heathens here on earth with President Kerry and Vice-President Kerry. I say good riddance - the country will be better off without you.
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BarbaRosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 05:06 PM
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12. My guess is
they will twist it around until it is another one of those obstacles placed in the way of them on their crusade. bush* will be martyred, and through faith and resolve they will too overcome this on their way to the glorious whatever.
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 05:06 PM
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13. No, it'll be "God's will has been thwarted by Satan's minions"
or some such idiocy. Morans.
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GeorgeBushytail Donating Member (862 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 05:07 PM
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14. Can't wait to visit presidentialprayerteam.org after * goes down
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Dob Bole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 05:07 PM
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15. lol...excellent idea!
We shall pray for President Kerry tonight!
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