What Orwellian name will they give to the draft?

[OffWithTheirHeads]

Something like "the world travel opportunity act for the socially disadvantaged." Or maybe the Cristian, Crusader Rabbit, kill a raghead and go to heaven act?

Help them come up with a good one.

[GreenArrow]

1. mandatory volunteer service

.

[raggedcompany]

3. beat me to it n/t

[Kali]

19. yes

definately something with the word volunteer in it

[sonicx]

21. Leave No Minority Behind Act

[raggedcompany]

2. Mission Mandatory Volunteer

[leftofthedial]

4. volunteer for murka

become a homeland defense volunteer

and go invade and occupy some country full of brown-skinned people.

[teach1st]

5. Christian Soldier Intake Initiative N/T

[tishaLA]

6. Homeland Helper from Abroad Volunteers

[Nikepallas]

7. Democratic enlightenment operative force recruitment

[Danocrat]

8. Patriot Preserverance Act

[BernieBear]

9. Volunteer Duty Service n/t

[Newsjock]

10. Freedom Force

You heard it here first.

[The Flaming Red Head]

11. Outsourcing young Americans to Iraqi jobs initiative

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

12. Personal Rapture Duty

beat the others on your block to your very own splendidly choreographed rapture complete with gunfire and explosions

[OffWithTheirHeads]

17. do we get virgins with that rapture?

How about the "Get to heaven before your friends" act?

[PassingFair]

13. Carousel

n/t

[LittleClarkie]

14. The "Defend America" Act.

The "Citizen Soldier" Act

The "Defenders of Liberty and Justice" Act

The "Leave No Able-Bodied Behind" Act

[jimshoes]

15. Leave No Young Adult

Behind Act

[zulchzulu]

16. Freedom Fighters Coalition

Real simple logo with a US flag. Maybe some muscle arm and some lightning symbol.

[Cobalt Violet]

18. Help the Middle Class Travel Abroad Initiative

Or just

Help America Travel Act

[whalerider55]

20. Piece Corps

[mprest]

27. more like Piece Corpse

[Must_B_Free]

22. Freedom Reign

[Stinky The Clown]

23. "Onward Christian Soldiers"

[baldguy]

24. Global Outreach of American Moral Superiority.

Visit far away places; meet strange, exotic people - and kill them

[Tess49]

25. Educational Opportunity Act

[BillZBubb]

26. The Homeland Protection Act (HoPA)

or Defense of the Homeland Act (DoHA).

[strategery blunder]

28. Armies of Compassion Act

:scared::nuke:

[Born_A_Truman]

29. Operation Freedom Corp (n/t)

[kodi]

30. The National Defense Act.

what could be more orwellian; precise from one perspective, yet equally more deceitful from another than calling legislation to draft americans to military service for an offensive war as The National Defense Act.

[drhilarius]

31. The "Defending Revered American Freedoms Together" Act. n/t

[Syrinx]

33. we have a winner

They really, really love Orwellian acronyms, don't they?

[GreenArrow]

34. heh heh

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[Patsy Stone]

32. Patriot Patrol n/t