Is the federal government saying that masturbation causes pregnancy?

[rockydem]

I saw something about this in another thread. Am curious.

[Semi_subversive]

1. Is that why my belly's so big?

[frank frankly]

9. LOL

ROFL!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

2. I'm surprised....

...that the federal government says "masturbation" at all.

[NewHampshireDem]

4. Or even "pregnancy"

I thought Asscroft outlawed that.

[DemOperative]

3. I won't discuss the image that created in my head

Jeese, with some folks anyting is possible. All it takes is good aim, after all.

Maybe the FEDs have something there

[tandot]

5. and something about half of all gay men under 18 have AIDS

I saw it on Crossfire. They want to force abstinence only programs and think it is great to tell kids a bunch of absolutely frightening lies. One of the other lies was that half of all condoms break. I already can see boys saying "why use a condom if they'll break anyway" ...

So, we'll have a bunch of uneducated kids who'll end up pregnant, with STDs, or/and psychologically marred for life.

America has become the laughing stock of the whole world. It is run by complete idiots. And the worst thing is that those morons don't even practice what they preach. The highest divorce rates are in the Bible belt. May all those hypocrites go to hell... :mad:

[ailsagirl]

6. That's silly beyond words-- and pretty damn funny, too

[T Town Jake]

7. I heard from a Fundy once that...

...it makes you blind, too. :evilgrin:

[frank frankly]

8. The Earth is FLAT.

so says President Hitler.