What Will You Throw at The Presidential Limo?

[Calvinist Basset]

On inauguration day, the (p)Resident will ride in an inaugural parade. Four years ago, some people showed up to throw eggs at his limousine. This year, plans are under way to have protesters line the street and hold signs like "Impeach Bush," and I'll bet more folks will bring rotten eggs to toss too.

But let's get those creative juices flowing. It's time to brainstorm about new and better things to throw than just eggs. **No rocks or deadly, dangerous items, please--we don't want anyone to get hurt.** This is just about coming up with the stinkiest, stickiest, grossest, smelliest things to dirty up the car.

Here's my fantasy object:

Water balloons filled with manure, cow snot, rancid milk and Heinz ketchup.

So . . . what will you throw at the presidential limo?

[Alex146]

1. I won't be there...

But I'd suggest something bright that sticks.

Alex
Wish I could be there

[purduejake]

2. Cow snot?

haha, I have a pretty creative mind and I would have never ever thought of that. Don't plan on being able to get close enough to the limo... dissent will be banned.

[peekaloo]

3. used tampons

but it's gonna mess up my TV screen.

[elf]

4. Ketchup sounds good to me

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[canuckforpeace]

5. If I could be there

i would throw balloons filled with diluted ketchup, to symbolize blood.

[gumby]

6. Are you looking for a visit from the SS?

Your post is very disturbing. Are you trying to entrap?

[Jackson4Gore]

8. Yea, they will be seeing you very soon.

They monitor about every pro democratic site on the web.

[NMDemDist2]

7. red gloves, orange ribbons and blue paper clips lol

in keeping with our various "symbols"

[Skink]

10. A balled up loyalty oath.

That's all you'll have after the strip search.

[gumby]

11. Symbols are one thing,

but encouraging DU members to verbalize a desire of physical assault on - you know who - is an attempt to ensnare posters on this board.

Maybe you don't understand?

[Contrary1]

13. Then, how about a "visual assault"...

as in my big fat bare ass, a sight I guarantee
you will haunt the Shrub until his dying day.

[NMDemDist2]

17. i am certainly not encouraging any one to do anything

suggesting violent overthrow of the government is treason and I am not a traitor

folks need to remember where that line is while pursuing their right to free speech, but I'm not their mommy :shrug:

[Calvinist Basset]

25. Who said anything about treason?

And just where do you see me calling for a violent overthrow? c'mon, folks, lighten up.

[gumby]

27. "Mommy?"

Perhaps you should explain the mommy principle to the guy who got a hefty prison sentence for making a 'burning bush' joke? Or maybe the people who have lost their jobs because they spoke against bush? Or the young artist who got a visit from the SS for a visual? There is a very long list of these assaults on Americans who have spoken against Bush.

Perhaps you think we still live in a reasonable democracy and silly stuff like "free speech" is still viable?

Then explain how a post that encites people (who are rightly angry with bush)to publicly proclaim physical violence isn't dangerous? In fact, like I thought I made clear, this is an invitation to a tea party with Homeland Security.

Maybe that was the poster's intention?

Maybe "Daddy" wants to take a big stick to you?

[Calvinist Basset]

23. Read carefully.

No physical assault on the Chimp is suggested in my post. It is merely a fantasy post regarding his limo, and only his limo. AND, please remember, I stressed nothing harmful was to be suggested.

[lildreamer316]

9. I'm telling you...

..you won't be able to get close enough. Really. Sucks, don't it?

[melv]

12. Nothing

I will just turn my back.

[Name removed]

14. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Cuban_Liberal]

18. Please, don't publicly infer someone is a disruptor.

If you think they are, you should hit 'Alert' and let the Mods deal with it.

[Old and In the Way]

21. Didn't say he was a freeper Cuban_Liberal.

But it is my opinion that a thread like this does nothing but defame this site and provide the RW blogosphere with more red meat for their anti-DU tirades.

Perhaps the poster is new to the internet, but this would not be the first time that someone posts an inflamatory thread with the express intent of discrediting this site.

[Cuban_Liberal]

15. I intend to hold up my nephew's picture

[stepnw1f]

16. Embryos

...chicken that is.:)

[Calvinist Basset]

19. No intention to entrap anyone.

No intention to create sedition, either.

Just a little imagining.

Note I specifically indicated *nothing dangerous* because we don't want anyone to get hurt, and we certainly don't want anyone to get arrested, etc.

Besides, I won't be there, and I'm not suggesting anyone actually carry through with their posts. But I sure will dream about it.

[robre]

20. A steady stream of well aimed

epithets.

Now tell me why you clicked this post?

[zulchzulu]

22. Pretzels soaked in mercury and jet fuel

It would be the Broken Window Initiative.

[zulchzulu]

24. On second thought, bananas soaked in red pig's blood

OK..maybe just bananas.

[rasputin1952]

26. I am locking this thread.

This thread is considered to be inflammatory, and can, in the eyes of some, be considered as a threat to the security of the president. Therefore, under the rules, and as a sfety measure, I am locking this.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter.