Cleanse your soul: Descibe George W. Bush. Please adhere to DU

[blondeatlast]

rules!

Thanks to Bronco69 for planting the seed in my head, btw.

George W. Bush is a simpering, lying, wimpy-ass, murdering coward.

I feel better; now it's your turn. Let's turn those word-weapons to the REAL enemy, just this once!

[Nikepallas]

1. The devil in carnate.

[lonestarnot]

2. He needs to support the troups and donate his arms, legs, hands!

then we can call 'em little pile of bushit!

Especially those "little" money grubbing hands! Then he won't be able to count, wouldn't know a wave from a middle finger salute!:beer:
and the war would be no more
"and it's one two three four
WHAT 'R WE FIGHT'N FOR"...
Country Joe:mad:

FAIR AND FREE ELECTIONS
TAKE THE SPOON OUT OF THE GARBAGE DISPOSALE
AND LET THE TRASH GO DOWN!

FOR REDUCING RATE OF AMPUTEES BY AND AMERICAN CORPORATIONS
FOR JOBS TO FEED, CLOTHE AND EDUCATE OUR CHILDREN
FOR A CLEAN ENVIRONMENT

Attend capital protests at your state capitals Sunday 12 and Monday 9am!:bounce:

[bo44]

3. A brown bag of putrid human flesh left aflame on the of doorstep America

[lonestarnot]

5. LOL

[AntiCoup2K4]

4. I can't write a better description of him than NOFX did

He's not smart, a C student
And that's after buying his way into school
Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic
Can he read? No one's really quite sure
He signs stuff and he executes people
Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends
Cocaine and a little drunk driving
Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief.

Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole

Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track,
I'm putting a week back on the shelf,
Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States,
But then I woke up, and realized I'm still me.

He's too dumb, to eat pretzels,
apparently smart enough to fix an election.
Moved boldly into the White House,
but most people voted against him.
He likes naps, He really likes naptime,
A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed,
He may be from Bush descent, but he's always gonna be the unpresident.

Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole

He's our president!

[lonestarnot]

6. Theme song! I love it!

[uncle ray]

7. i don't think DU has any rules that apply to what we say about *

its the SS we need to worry about.

[Mend]

8. the pus inside a syphilitic chancre

[rock]

9. The sh*t stain on the underwear of life

[Nobody]

10. Oooh! Fun!

He is the guy that put the DUH in DUHbya.

He's not just an embarrassment to the United States of America, he's an embarrassment to sentient beings everywhere.

If I were to say he were qualified to sweep floors in a mental ward, I'd be overstating his talents. And this assumes that the mental ward in question assigns this task to the patients.

If he were a D+D character, he'd be grey ooze. Slimy as hell and destroys everything it touches.

If two Democrats were to sit on either side of him, they could pretend his ears were tin cans.

Don't ever sit next to the school bully. He's the kind of guy who would be too cowardly to confront the bully, would beat you up instead, and be amazed that you dared to fight back.

I can't compare his honor, his integrity, his courage to Amazon women from Alpha Centauri. The Amazon women from Alpha Centauri might actually exist.

[11 Bravo]

11. A stupid little man ...

with pretensions to competence, who affects a swagger to disguise his lack of physical courage.

[Individualist]

12. Power crazed puppet,

a John Wayne wannabe. There are many, many more adjectives/phrases I could use to describe the vile little dictator, but it would take too long to list them all.

[OneBlueSky]

13. there are no words . . . {sigh} . . . n/t

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[The Flaming Red Head]

14. If not for his family's wealth and self-serve gas.

He’d be cleaning my windows.

And checking my oil.

[ComerPerro]

15. Fake, phony, moronic, arrogant fraud

[Stinky The Clown]

16. A frightened man child in over his head and

one who wets his bed at night. He is emotionally a child - and not a nice one. He goes to sleep each night knowing he is a sham and a fraud. In his heart of hearts he loathes himself.

More than spewing my usual vitriol, I am saying here what I really think.

[kodi]

17. King of Crony Capitalism

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[whosinpower]

18. George W Bush is

A vomit inducing puppet that emanates evil with his good ol boy simplemindedness. His visage sends me into spasms of anxiety, worry, fear. I cannot stand to listen to him, or see him, so violent is my reaction. He is hypocrisy itself....and he is proud of it.

I have tried to rationalize my reaction of him and his leadership - but it goes beyond rational thought - it is a gut wrenching intuitive feeling that this man is destined to do much harm in the world - to destroy and belittle the very word "peace".

[Sparkly]

19. A spoiled boy who never worked for what he got

and has no idea what life is like for "the little people." He's a fake, a fraud, a self-indulgent idiot who'd rather posture in a costume than actually read, think, discuss important topics. He's probably defensive and caustic as a shield to keep people from probing beyond the facade and discovering what an incompetent fraud he really is.