The Only Good Republican Is A _______ Republican

[Dinger]

I know what this implies, but I didn't want to do a poll because I didn't want to limit choices. For me, the answer is: The only good republican is a DEMOCRAT-VOTING republican. Anybody have anything more creative?

[momzno1]

1. heavily medicated on a psych ward nt

[Cobalt Violet]

2. I best not say. n/t

[Dinger]

12. I Know What You Mean

[catbert836]

3. A Guy Named Abraham Lincoln Republican. n/t

[WestHoustonDem]

4. Recovering?

[fujiyama]

5. The only good republican...

is a FORMER republican.

[Modem Butterfly]

9. Nail. Head. Hit.

[Dinger]

13. Bingo!

[webjamn]

60. Well informed, intelligent, and empathetic

Republican. But if a Republican was well informed, intelligent and empathetic he or she would actually be a Democrat.

[laheina]

70. Indicted. nt

[Nikepallas]

6. "Free thinking" "open minded" "closet". take your pick

[dolo amber]

7. Sterile

:evilgrin:

[Cheswick2.0]

25. lol.......GET OUT OF THE GENE POOL NOW!

[rfranklin]

8. FORMER....

Failing that a DEAD Republican.

[donco6]

10. Minority Party eom

[autorank]

11. ...is a LINCOLN Republican.

[IronLionZion]

14. independent-thinking Republican

that goes for Democrats too. If you agree with the party on every issue then you are a tool. If you are a one-issue voter (abortion, gay marriage, Iraq, etc.) then you hate yourself.

[Nightwing]

15. Have never met a Repub I ever liked

To me they are all a pack of selfish, ill informed, hypocritical jerks.

[saracat]

16. Republican who voted for Kerry!

[latteromden]

17. Lincoln works, like some people have said. Or liberal. (n/t)

[sam sarrha]

18. my favorate Quote, "if you tell a lie enough times, .you are a Republican"

[blue sky at night]

19. Recovering...

From the Delusional State of Absence from Reality they were previously dwelling in.

[Kingshakabobo]

20. "locked up" n/t

[JunkYardDogg]

21. Sodomized Republican

[KingLarryXVII]

63. Not Funny

I had a very bad experience where i was forcefully sodomized by my neighbor (who just happens to be a republican). He broke into my house while i was sleeping and after deciding robbing me wasn't enough (Only had like $10 in my wallet) he came into my room and... yea. I would love to personally tear apart every republican out there limb by limb for such a despicable act. Don't joke around like that, thats a serious topic for some of us out here.

[LittleClarkie]

22. Kerry-voting, anti-war, fiscally responsible Republican

They are out there.

[ThorsHammer]

42. Right here- Kerry, anti-Iraq, fiscally responsible, open minded R (nt)

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

44. Ditto. n/t

[Pathwalker]

23. UNEMPLOYED.

n/t

[Aunt Anti-bush]

24. half-way educated, not brainwashed, Bush-hating

:)

[BringEmOn]

26. Repentant former

[proudbluestater]

27. gagged

[Paranoid_Portlander]

28. sterile

Oops. I overlooked reply #7, same word.

[BringEmOn]

29. ...a repuke in Iraq who just received his stop loss orders...

and just heard that his wife is having an affair with their right wing pastor...

and his 14 year old daughter was knocked up by his brother/uncle and needs an abortion...

his son just came out...

just lost his job to outsourcing...

and just lost his retirement to Enron...

and just had his Hummer repossessed...

[Sin]

38. Man that sounds like

A Country music song. I can all most hear there drawls twanging it out now as there drool cups bubble over. While they are draped in the Confederate flag dragging there knuckles on the ground. I'm sure Jingoist Kieth would play in that vid in a heart beat
and the tune will sell well over a million copy's. :)

[Califooyah Operative]

30. jim jeffords?

[skippythwndrdog]

31. Traditional Republican...

Before they were hijacked by the neocons and the falwellites, they were quite respectable.

[leftofthedial]

32. The only good Republican

died in 1961

[GOPBasher]

49. Pardon my ignorance... who?

Just wondering. I know that was when Eisenhower left office, but he didn't die that year.

[Rob H.]

33. How 'bout "MUTE"? nt

[Blue_Tires]

34. imprisoned

[KenCarson]

35. impeachable

?

[slay]

36. It's a trick question. There is no such creature as a good republican.

Not in this day and age. If you cling to whatever old ideas the republican party might have stood for in the past and continue to vote republican, you are no better than the liars, thieves, and religious nutjobs that make up the current party.

[Piperay]

37. Non-existent repug

that is the only 'good' kind...not existing at all.

[Fire Bush]

39. Drafted!

[GOPBasher]

50. I like that one!

[blondeatlast]

40. disenfranchised

Make THEM wait 8 hours in bad weather. Throw away their registrations.

Let's see how they like it.

[salin]

41. connected, deep-throat talking, dissaffected and willing

to uncover the bushversion of watergate republican.

[talk hard]

43. mute, unconscious

[demwing]

45. "Former"

just because "Dead" would likely send off some bells and whistles in the Homeland Security office, and I honestly believe that everyone is reformable.

Even Bush. Possibly. With the help of corrective surgery. Brain surgery.

And medication.

[RUDUing2]

46. Recovering?....

[loudestchick]

48. I like that! There should be a 12 step de-program.

[auburngrad82]

47. Convicted Republican eom

[AspenRose]

51. Defeated

Over, and over, and over again.

[Warren DeMontague]

52. Libertarian Voting Republican.

Hell, it's better than nothing.

(I agree that a "Democrat-Voting" Republican is preferable, but if large numbers of them were that open to reason, they wouldn't really be Republicans, now, would they?)

[6th Borough]

58. Well, there are a few Democratic voting Republicans...

As I stated in another post in this thread, my dad, a registered Repub, hasn't voted for a Republican since '88. That includes county and state races, as well.

(He did vote for Carter as well)

[blackangrydem]

53. Jeffords-style

[6th Borough]

54. A Republican in name only.

My father, a registered Republican, would be a good example. He first voted in 1972 for Nixon. He's voted in every presidential election since; never for the loser (yes, he voted for Gore in 2000 and Kerry in November). He is nearly a straight ticket Dem voter now. The only reason he still is a Republican is because the paperwork didn't go through which would have changed his affiliation to "no party affiliation".

So, technically he is a Republican who hasn't voted Rep for pres since Bush the Father's first term; voted for Chiles...the Dem that came next...forgot his name, and McBride (Ex-NY'er living in Florida); I don't know when he last voted Rep for House or Senate...a long time ago.

He supports universal health care, separation of church and state, eliminating the Bush tax cuts, reducing deficits, opposes the war in Iraq, pro-choice, supports gay marriage...yadda yadda.

Hell, he even thinks handguns should be banned!

Of course, he's from NYC and registered in the early '70s. There was still a base of non-fucking insane Republicans in the Northeast back then...not just the handful left today.

He does support heavy defense spending, though.

I'm not quite sure if someone is considered a Republican if it's only due to the hassle of un-becoming one ;)

[Rev_Karl]

55. ex

[Senator Lamb]

56. traditional republican

Chuck Hagel is one I like.

[graywarrior]

57. a raptored republican

[sakabatou]

59. The only good republican is a

multilateral republican. One that can see all the sides of an argument, and see both pro and con of each one.

[Seabiscuit]

61. Extinct

[bush_is_wacko]

62. Simple, NON-republican! n/t

[chefgirl]

64. The only good Republican

is a MUTE Republican.

-chef-

[orpupilofnature57]

65. Is one who votes for every dulliard candidate in the primaries

Also one who takes the opportunity,being amid ten at any time,ask why they are deficient as human beings,letting them know the only reason you would be a repuker,is for a job,one that is taking from one of the ? percent of the assholes that voted shrub.Let me also say it's taken 20 years to get where most(sycophants)to get in 5, No sweat, LIBERAL ATTITUDES keep me young and happy,well maybe a little help from my friends.Voted commie(1978) BECAUSE I COULD NOT VOTE HUGH CAREY,YES devoted traitor i am,loyal to democrats,registered republican.I claim i have never been a republican and Sam Nunn was never a democrat.

[femme.democratique]

66. The Only Good Repuke Is a Repuke Sent To Iraq!!! eom

[More Than A Feeling]

67. An Old School Republican

Where have you gone, Nelson Rockefeller?

[spooky3]

68. convicted felon non-voting

[Mabeline]

69. The only good republican is a...

liberal republican?, nah, that's an oxymoron... well I would say intellectually challenged, but they already are..

[orpupilofnature57]

73. LINCOLN AND ROOSEVELT,teddy and Abe morons?not neo-cons

[tedzbear]

71. The only happy Repug is a rich Repug.

eom

[massive5]

72. It's simple: Ignore Bush. He isn't the President.

Why do we have to take this lying down? When anybody mentions that giggling idiot killer in the Oval Office, simple change the subject, or inform that person that the giggling idiot killer isn't the president. He's just a rich daddy's boy who lied and cheated his way -- with daddy's help, and lots of it -- into office because he would do whatever the fat cats told him to do.

George Bush Jr. isn't the real president. He never was. It's time we make that fact known.

[shiina]

74. double-agent

[tngledwebb]

75. You are not being fair to our fellow Americans.

I know a few Republicans, some relatives and friends, alas, but all of them are pretty good people. It's just that they, like so many, are mis-informed or brainwashed by the corrupt MSM.

If they knew even the half the truth, these middle of the road traditional Republicans would never vote that ticket again, and especially for the likes of this regime.

And one day soon the true numbers of those registered Republicans who voted for Kerry, and Gore, will come to light.

[JNelson6563]

76. Mute

I like 'em silent.