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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 07:57 PM
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God Bless our courageous pResident……
Edited on Sat Dec-11-04 08:19 PM by FarLeftRage
George, you’re a son-of-a-bitch, you’re a bastard, you’re a jerk, you are a traitor and a dictator.
You’re also a retard, an embarrassment, and a drunken, drug addled punk.
You are a sissy, a momma’s boy, and you’re dumber than your daddy.
You are a wimp like him too and your momma is a real bitch to have raised up a bunch of leeches and parasites like she did.
She’s more of a man than you or your daddy put together and that is NOT a compliment.
You are a liar of the worst kind, and you are a two-face one, as well.
You are not a Godly man at all, but a big hypocrite of rare distinction.
You will go down in history as a failed moron like your daddy, only much worse.
You never read a real book in your life and you were an F student who got a C from your daddy’s contributions to yale.
You’re a draft dodger and a deserter.
You are a blowhard prick, who can’t understand any reporter’s questions.
You’ve never had a real job and wouldn’t make it past one month, if did have one.
You’d be fired as being incompetent and a screw-up.
You’ve had everything handed to you and you don’t appreciate what you’ve got.
You’re a snob and an inbred effete fop.
Plus, you have a stupid face.
You look like an ape, and when you talk, you sound like one too.
You don’t have any real ideas in your head, and you have no knowledge of the world other than what you are told by your baby-sitters that your daddy hired to surround you with.
You’d lose a debate with a 12 year-old.
You’re vile, insipid, mundane and dimwitted.
You are the dullest knife in the bush drawer.
When God was handing out brains, you thought He said trains and stood there waiting.
You are against a woman’s right to choose, yet you had one of your staffers pay for that under-aged girl’s abortion.
You snorted up all of Bolivia and half of Peru and you smuggled dope by the metric tons.
You drank a river of Jack Daniel’s and you lied about being sober.
You twice stole the presidency with your father’s help.
You skated though your entire life on your last name.
You knew 9-11 was coming and you went and hid at your pig farm to be prepared for it.
You didn't warn the victims, instead you let them die by the thousands and then you stood there at ground zero playing the hero.
You promised to get the perps, dead or alive and then you utterly abandoned the hunt.
You are a whore of the sleaziest kind and you worship mammon not Jesus.
You defile Christ’s name and you pretend to be a religious man, yet you know that Jesus would not bomb babies or children and still you tell that lie to the easily fooled born- agains.
You talk bad about Hitler, yet it was your grandpa Prescott and Hitler that made your family billionaires.
You took money from the bin ladens, to help your oil company and then you couldn’t find any oil.
You stole money from retirees and then laughed all the way to the bank.
You hugged the widows of 9-11 and soldiers, knowing that you could have prevented those needless deaths.
You are a cold, heartless and most foul reptilian motherfucker.
You have no soul and yet you carry a bible around and rarely attend church.
You stink, you suck and you make us all sick.
You will be remembered always, as the worse “president” the nation ever suffered through.
Your name will forever be synonymous failure, greed and ineptitude.
You have invited the whole world’s ire and hatred of this nation.
You have disgraced all of the founding fathers and every citizen who gave their life for democracy and liberty.
You’re a confederate asshole and a racist.
You can barely hide your fear and loathing of African-Americans.
You pissed on the bill of rights and you shit on the constitution.
Your name will never be remembered or memorialized.
You have brought suffering and agony to millions all for your trillionaire, war pig pals.
You’ve brought down hellfire on innocent people, without so much as an apology.
You have oil in your veins, instead of blood.
I hope you’re happy george, ‘cause you’re a real son-of-a-bitch.
Fuck you.
Fuck your daddy.
Fuck your momma.
Fuck your nazi grandpa.
Fuck your brother jebthro.
Fuck your ugly wife.
Fuck your whole family.
You fucked America and America is saying fuck you george.
You can kiss my bitter patriotic ass, you son-of-a-bitch.

**** DISCLAIMER *****

I found this amoung some stuff I printed off the internet about a year and a half ago.

It may have been posted here before and since I enjoyed re-reading it, I thought I'd share.

To the original author, :yourock: (It may have been Mopaul)

So everyone, enjoy!!
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 07:58 PM
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1. I think you missed something...
... that list doesnt quite seem to be exhaustive...

:-)
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:31 PM
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6. I probably would have missed a lot of things
but, then again I'm not the author of this wonderful essay.
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:03 PM
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2. Kinda vague, there...
...what do you REALLY think? :D
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:33 PM
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7. Well, I think just exactly that
and then some! :)
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:14 PM
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3. You seem to have some issues with Dubya -
and you forgot - he's anti-gay too!
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:35 PM
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8. I know that b*sh is a homophobe - big time!
Apparently the original author forgot that and I wasn't about to change anything on this essay...
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:43 PM
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9. I know. He has so many stellar qualities....
it's easy to miss one or two.
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:17 PM
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4. Oh...Oh, that is absolutely beautiful
and its all true.

WOW!

Its like something I've wanted to say, and tired to say, but have never said nearly as well.

Bravo to the author, and thanks for posting it.

:yourock:


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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 10:58 PM
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13. That is the Emperor to a tee!

The essay is being kind to him.

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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 08:23 PM
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5. More
You got rich off the taxpayers of Arlington after sucking them for that damn "The Ballpark."

You got your daddy to tell the FTC to lay off your insider trading of Harken Energy stock. You and your buddy Ken Lay should be in jail - not Martha Stewart.

You talk like a 12 year old.
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njdemocrat106 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 10:42 PM
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10. Beautiful
We should send this in to newspapers, even though there's no chance the mainstream media would ever publish it.
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bear425 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 10:53 PM
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11. Thank you, just thank you.
BTW, where is Mopaul?
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-04 10:55 PM
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12. Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?? LOL n/t
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Gyre Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-12-04 01:05 AM
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14. Well that nicely sums up
how I feel about him too. Good job somebody!

Gyre
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