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We hold these truths to be self evident...
1. Republicans have absolutely no values, no morals and no sense of decency.
2. They will stoop to whatever level it takes to advance their agenda no matter who it harms either now or in the future.
3. Republicans don't care about democracy, the planet or the people on it, they only care about themselves.
4. For the sake of all mankind, they must be stopped.
That said, I believe it is time for us to start fighting them from within rather than from without. They control the media, they control the voting machines and they control all houses of power in the country. Any attempt at exposing them as the crooks and liars they are is either ignored or dismissed as the work of wild eyed conspiracy nuts or unpatriotic subversives. Lets face it, they control the message. If they don't get their way all the time, every time, the "machine" blasts the opposition. They scream, they yell, they get 24 hour press. They will destroy their opponents by any means necessary.
The opposition, unfortunately, makes hardly a peep, no matter how egregious the violation of law, decency, the constitution and yes, even the teachings of Jesus that comes from the "machine".
This is not working. We are not winning. We are not even in the fight as we get bulldozed by the right.
I think it is time to become the Resistance. Time to subvert from within. Time to use their own tactics against them and the best way to do this is to infiltrate them.
WHY WE SHOULD REGISTER REPUBLICAN
1. Your vote will be counted. I'm not saying to vote for the assholes, but lets face it, how many instances of Repukes did you hear about being scrubbed from the polls. How many vote machine shortages happened in Repuke precincts. If you register as a Puke, your registration will sail through with no problem. Then vote the bastards out.
2. You can "work" on their campaigns. This should be self explanatory but some creative "monkey wrenching" can cause a lot of disarray. You could erase records, screw up files, call prospective voters and talk about the "nigra" and the Fags and how they should all be sent to camps and exterminated and do whatever you can to alienate potential puke voters. You could work your way up to important staffing positions and then torpedo their events. I'm sure creative minds can come up with more.
3. You WILL cost them money. Every time they send you another piece of propaganda (and you will be on their mailing list so they will send you lots of it) you can do what I did to the draft board when they sent me a letter looking for my draft dodging brother; send them back salami peels and cigarette butts. Even better, sent them donations for a nickle, with a long letter about how you support them but can't find a job so this is all you can afford. It probably cost them many dollars to process this stuff and send this stuff so fuck with them.
I don't want to make this too long so I will stop here but the possibilities seem endless.
Thoughts?
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