Rudy Guiliani is as worthless as belly button lint.

[ScreamingMeemie]

If I have to look at this pompous windbag with the freaky eyes one more time this week, I'll :puke: 9/11 only served to show how ineffective he was...how badly the emergency response system has been mishandled...and yet they laud him. Blech.

and, on edit: belly button lint at least keeps one's belly button a bit warmer in the cold winter months...so he's worse.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. As worthless as cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup.

[JimmyJazz]

2. You are my new hero, MrsGrumpy!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

And, I'm sending this thread to SBP to tell him what a weenie he is!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[peekaloo]

3. He uses his teeth to hypnotize people.

to keep them from laughing at his comb over.

[Lenape85]

4. And he helped Billionberg get in

[DinahMoeHum]

5. He can't kick a duck in the ass unless he stands on a brick. . .

and even then, there's a 50/50 chance he'll miss.

:evilgrin:

[one_true_leroy]

6. not quite...

if you collect enough belly button lint and twirl it together with ear-wax, you could make candles to see with, and that would be useful.