let's indulge in a little fantasy... shall we?

[liberalitch]

If you could wake up tomorrow and have the late breaking news be about something that would bring this administration down in complete disgrace..... what would it be?

What chain of events would you have transpire next?

let's have a little fun!

[trotsky]

1. Bush got a blowjob in the Oval Office from Dick Cheney.

Hey, consider the track record. Massive deficits, an unnecessary war, business favors, destroying the environment, etc. NONE of these work. "The people" only care about a good old-fashioned sex scandal. And it should be homosexual so that even the hard-core Bushbots can't ignore it.

[AllegroRondo]

2. There had better be video

so the news shows can plaster it all over in pixellated glory

[liberalitch]

3. evil spell cast by dems in congress

[Jo March]

8. One change - * is caught in a three-way with Condi and Dick

That would be horrible for the hard-core Bushbots, the religious zealots, the klan, the bubbas, the bigots - the whole Hee Haw gang.

[deadparrot]

9. Yep, gotta be a gay sex scandal.

[Blue Shark]

10. Why pick on the Gays?

[deadparrot]

12. Not picking on gays.

But it would be poetic justice to see *, who is so anti-gay, get caught in a gay sex scandal.

Fundies' heads. Exploding.

[Crowdance]

13. That's making me feel queasy....n/t

[autorank]

16. Perfect!!! As the great Edwin Edwards said: "The only way I'm going to

lose this election is if they find me in bed with a live boy or a dead girl." You sir are brilliant.

[VioletLake]

4. A recording of someone saying something extraordinary. n/t

[SharonRB]

5. I'll stick to election fraud

I'd like to wake up and have all of the media screaming that the WaPo has done an investigative report a la Woodward and Bernstein and it's been proven without a doubt that Shrub and his cohorts fixed the election big-time. I'd like to see all of them implicated from Shrub all the way down to Laura, Jenna and Barbara (Jr.), as well as Blockwell, the entire cabinet and all of the Repukes in both the House and the Senate. The election will be overturned, Kerry will be inaugurated on January 20th and we can get back to life in the USA as we once knew it. I have a dream.....

[Old and In the Way]

6. Breaking News: Moderate Republicans in House and Senate

make Declaration of Conscience, resign from GOP, and become Democrats. Democrats now control majorities in House and Senate. Democrats announce brand new agenda for America. Plan to run parallel investigations into 2004 Election fraud, Iraqi War profiteering, and 9/11 unanswered questions.

[SharonRB]

7. Good answer! n/t

[donkeyotay]

11. I like that one!

Republicans decide to put their country before their corrupt party, and those who thought themselves above the law are finally held accountable.

[bobedwards]

14. Bush being caught...

snorting a line of cocaine while fucking a goat.

[hvn_nbr_2]

15. Nah, Bush being caught...

sucking the goat is a much better visual, in my opinion.

[newyawker99]

19. Hi bobedwards!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Withywindle]

17. I like the gay sex scandal idea, but...

It should involve "Katherine" Blackwell--the angle is that, in exchange for his valuable "services" in Ohio, he was allowed to live out his little Monica Lewinsky fantasy. Then we can get the various bigot factors AND the election fraud. Complete with humiliating DNA tests of semen spattered all over tens of thousands of improperly discarded provisional ballots, which turn out to all be for Kerry. CSI will immediately rush out an episode based on the scandal, and Kerry can quip, "I'd love to shake all the voters' hands, but I'm not going to touch those ballots."

Turns out Blackwell's just the tip of the iceberg--Cheney's been pimping the chimp to all sorts of shady "experts" in election-rigging who want to be paid in Presidential tail and a spot in the Air Force One Mile-High Club. "Being President is haaaaaard wooorrrk!"

[Griffy]

18. a machine with a program on it to rig vote...

then challenge in congress elects Kerry... this will happen if we all rally in DC... so be there.. DC.. on January 6th! www.redefeatbush.com is hosting ...