By Jove, I've got it! How to win!

[leftofthedial]

Dems can win. All we need to do is convince the RWers and the religiously insane that we can bring about the end of the world even faster and more efficiently than the bushturd.

We should immediately adopt the most extreme christian reconstructionist views possible, ban all civil liberties and nuke anyone who stops us from rebuilding the temple in Jerusalem.

The good news is that the DLC is the perfect group to carry out this plan!

[DireStrike]

1. OMG - it's the answer to terrorism too!

They hate us for our freedom - so all we have to do is take away our freedom!

[leftofthedial]

2. now you're getting it!

See, Dems can recapture that winning spirit!

[Paradise]

3. YES! YES! YES! Our troubles are over! Y E A !

Our new and glorious LEADER, "leftofthedial"! :bounce:

[leftofthedial]

4. no, not me

we need Lieberman for this one.

[Paradise]

6. Of course! What was I thinking... n/t

[JohnOneillsMemory]

5. Funny. But close to the truth. We need to reverse the Orwellifications.

The Master Race mentality of American Exceptionalism Saving the World and the Christian-Inanity 'Chosen Few' are the binary agents of American Fascism.

There's no time to back up 358 degrees to explain to the public how the democratic humanity of 'We the People'+'All God's Children' has been perverted into fascism.

I recommend pushing forward just 2 degrees USING those deeply entrenched attitudes to renewed reverence for

1) The Bill of Rights and US Constitution
2) Jesus' teachings about caring for the poor and needy.

These are the tenets of liberalism and we must flip the polarity of these ideas back to caring for all people instead of Republican eugenics.

I call this process Re-Orwellification or
flipping the polarity of Evil back to Good.

[radfringe]

7. Suggested Slogan

A Gun in every pocket and A God in every house

[PurityOfEssence]

8. By George, I think you've got it.

Let's get working on that red calf, too.

I guess the fundies don't loathe the Jews anymore, since their masters have told them what to feel, so all we have to do is round up the Muslims and those pesky non-believers, and we're in business.