GEORGE W. BUSH'S IRAQ WAR FREEDOM CAKE

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George W. Bush's Iraq War ''Freedom'' Cake
By Max Gordon

(extra rich recipe)

Preheat a gas oven to 911°F.

In a small bowl, mix together one unfairly selected president, a vice-president with corporate ties and a neo-conservative agenda.

In large pan, take the grief from a tragic national incident and place on stove, turning heat to high. Scramble the truth and slowly add grief while whipping “war on terrorism” and “axis of evil” propaganda until firmly set.

Carefully fold in lies and confusion.

(For darker recipe, use a black National Security Advisor and Secretary of State to distract from racist implications of the war while placing AIDS, unemployment and the black community on a back burner.)

Divide country and cut all dissenters of war into small pieces. Separate those who fit the war’s racist profiling and freeze anti-war discourse. Drain international goodwill and taxpayer’s money to fund war. (If you can’t find any “weapons of mass destruction” you may substitute “the liberation of the Iraqi people” instead.)

Cover (up) all dead U.S. troops and Iraqi casualties while thickening combined batter with grandiose statements like “Mission Accomplished” and “Bring it On.”

Grease pans generously with oil from Iraq and cover finished cake with American and Iraqi blood.

Serves none.


© Max Gordon
http://maxgordonworks.blogspot.com

[bobbieinok]

1. fascinating writer.....could you tell us something about him?????

[NYC]

2. Thanks for posting that.

I just emailed the link to friends.

[kuozzman]

3. Follow up on: BUSH'S IRAQ WAR FREEDOM CAKE: The Icing on the cake!

This is my recipe for BUSH'S IRAQ WAR FREEDOM CAKE, found here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1440602

In a large bowl, mix together voting equipment supplied from the companies of two brothers, one of whom "promised to deliver Ohio's electoral votes to *", a son of a bitch Secretary of State who is also Bush campaign chair for Ohio, a Republican Supreme Court and a shady software company named TRIAD to provide the counting software. Now place this in an Ohio shaped mold.

Now, in a medium sized bowl, put everyone in Ohio who wants to vote.
Then strain these to remove any excess Democrats, especially where thick.

Next, remove 3% of the batter and place it in a separate bowl. Place the other 97% on to the cake.

Now cut the cake into 88 pieces and serve. If the taste is a little bit "irregular", then take the 3% you set aside earlier, add 1 cup of water, then put a few drops of that on each piece. Believe it or not, every piece will now taste delicious and everyone will be satisfied! If anyone who didn't get a piece of cake is still dissatisfied, either completely ignore them or squirt several drops of the 3% at them and end the conversation.