Binary Poll: Have you ever "negotiated with yourself"

[Walt Starr]

I believe there are two types of people, those who admit they have "negotiated with themselves" and liars.

[alexisfree]

1. yes

only when nobody is looking...:crazy:

[GOPBasher]

2. I do it, and I enjoy it a great deal.

[enki23]

3. in some circles, it's called "thinking" or "consideration"

"planning." "introspection." that sort of thing.

[Walt Starr]

4. Yep, and "negotiating with others" is called

"talking".

:evilgrin:

[xultar]

5. No, when I hear voices I have to up my dose. n/t

[bush_is_wacko]

6. No, but my neighbor is

a schizophrenic and since * took office he has been negotiating with himself and * and God on his front lawn on a regular basis. Funny thing is, some days he makes more sense than anything being reported in the MSM for the last 4 years. Seriously, he is a VERY intellegent man and he has really been having a hard time keeping his medication under control. He is perfectly harmless when his medication is working, but lately he's scaring the hell out of everybody. The neighbor directly across from him is a fundie preacher and he doesn't like what comes out of his mouth about *, so every time he hears him talk about* he calls the police.

I know it isn't really anything to joke about, but it has been pretty funny to watch the fundie neighbor lose it!

[alexisfree]

12. lol

very funny, sad but funnny:evilgrin:

[mdhunter]

7. Yes, only here we call it "thinking." It can be tricky at times, but I try

[democracyindanger]

8. Doesn't sound so much like a Chimpy malapropism

but addiction-recovery-speak.

[benddem]

9. I doubt the chimp

has enough brain matter to negotiate with himself.

[bush_is_wacko]

17. He doesn't even have the brain matter to negotiate with

his famous back bulge. In yesterday's press conference he spoke his spinal taps voice aloud! In the middle of answering a reporter's question he suddenly said "okay, get away from the media, okay!"

I really do think he is cracking up, and Condi looked a little bit like "The Joker" in the Batman cartoons in the one and only shot I saw of her watching * make a fool of himself! Believe me they are spending their Christmas break trying to pull a rabbit out of the * administration hat!

[VOX]

10. I often negotiate with myself until I reach compromise.

And when I negotiate with my wife, we often reach a compromise together. Sometimes one or the other of us may reach a mutally negotiated compromise first, which is fine, because we've agreed that the one lagging behind must eventually reach a compromise too.:)

And everybody's happy! :evilgrin:

[Q3JR4]

11. All the time.

I do a lot of mental (and physical :evilgrin:) negotiations with myself.

[alexisfree]

13. lol

.....

[Walt Starr]

14. An honest poster!

But the real question is, will negotiating with yourself make you go blind?

[sonicx]

15. maybe from staring at the computer screen

;)

[Contrary1]

18. or cause

hair to grow on the palm of your hand?
(that would be hands for the ambidextrous or multi-tasking self-negotiators)

[Beetwasher]

16. Yes, No, I mean YES, errr, no...Ok, Maybe, Sometimes.

n/t