Constitutional Question. A little help please.

[BOSSHOG]

I know its in the Constitution somewhere. You know; the provision that says Christians have the inalienable right to be regaled with Christian music and Christian signs as they embark on their annual retail debauchery. I also can not for the life of me find the article which states Sears and Macy's are obligated to keep Christ in Christmas. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.

[Chimpanzee]

1. I don't think any of that is in the Constitution. I could be wrong.

[mattclearing]

2. That's right next to the part about the right to own a vehicle that

necessitates wars and a box that tells you what to think and how to vote.

[madinmaryland]

3. It's in Aisle 7,

just look for the blue light special in the constitution and you will find it.

[tk2kewl]

4. It is part of the same article that states that...

the US was founded on Christian beliefs

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. It's in the footnotes to the First Amendment.

Right after where it says the rule you mention applies only to Christians. If you are Jewish and want to erect an enormous menorah in a public park and make all the kids sing the dreidl song in the public schools, well, you can't do that because it violates the separation of church and state.