Where's Dick?

[Stephanie]

What is Cheney doing this week? Has he had a word to say about the disaster? I'm curious.






**FOR USE AS DESIRED WITH YEAR-END STORIES -- FILE* *Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites) is covered in confetti as he shakes hands with supporters in this Oct. 27, 2004 file photo, at a rally at the Kissimmee Municipal Airport in Kissimmee, Fla. (AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee, File)

[fryguy]

1. come to think of it

he's been awol for some time - - is he even still alive?

[madinmaryland]

2. Setting up the next version of the "Shadow Gov't"

n/t

[LittleClarkie]

4. They only let him out of his tupperware for special occasions

How else will they preserve him for the whole 4 years?

[allalone]

17. eeeeuuuuwww

did you read Crazy in Alabama?

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. I find that picture very disturbing for some reason, I mean yes of course

its Cheney, and Cheney is one scary mother fucker, but that really gives me the creeps! :scared:

[Stephanie]

5. Because he's so sweaty and clammy that the confetti clings to his head

Notice nobody else has confetti on them. Imagine sharing a bedroom with that man.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Oh god....

You made me throw up in my mouth a little bit... :puke:

[BrklynLiberal]

6. Is it possible that Cheney and Rumsfeld share one heart? It seems that

when you see alot of one..you don't see the other.

[jonolover]

7. maybe he's dead?

i know that's awful to say (on the square).

[buff2]

11. No such luck.

God doesn't want that heartless creep either.

[Stinky The Clown]

9. He's making a new movie

Weekend At Cheney's

[buff2]

10. He's behind the scenes running the country

and writing scripts for chimpy. Dickhead Cheney is a very busy man. :puke:

[spanone]

15. He's in discussions for Halliburton to get 35 mil out of this disaster.

[48pan]

12. He's Hiding in an Undisclosed Location, as Usual! N/T

[despairing optimist]

13. He's having his gears oiled, all moving parts checked out

Every 100,000 lies he's in for routine maintenance.

[livinginphotographs]

14. Duh! Undisclosed location!

n/t

[pstans]

16. Cheney?

Isn't that him standing behind W, whispering sweet-nothings into the Presidents ear?

[allalone]

18. haven't seen him since the so-called election. Dead??

[Contrary1]

19. The stage is being set...

for Cheney's departure early in Shrub's second term
of raping America. They need to insert a VP that
has a chance of being the Repub candidate in 2008.

Given enough training time, maybe God will even start
conversing with the Dim One's hopeful successor too.