Bush's heart problem?

[jojo54]

Anyone else hear about him, possibly having a heart problem? Check this out There's a very interesting graft of a (possibly) LifeVest defibrillator underneath his jacket on www.bartcop.com.

[dave502d]

1. Never knew he had one. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. His heart problem is

that he hasn't got one.

[autorank]

3. That's what he can ask the Wizard for when he and Dorthy get to Oz!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Yeah, but he desperately needs a brain and courage, too.

So I suppose he'd make the Wizard give him all the good stuff, and the scarecrow and the tin woodsman and the lion would be out of luck.

[mitchum]

7. Damn, Rove has his work cut out for him!

[jojo54]

4. THAT ABOUT SAYS IT ALL!

[LyndaG]

6. Bush's Heart??!!!

Well, I think they'd probably need a microscope to find it, along with his brain and other parts of his anatomy.

[jojo54]

8. It's like the Grinch, isn't it?

Then again, I have to think what it would mean if he couldn't perform his duties as President. Who would we have then? Cheney, the PuppetMaster? Rove, the Yes Man? Woe is me!

[bush_is_wacko]

9. It has occurred to me that they think he needs this in case of an attempt o

his life. So far I've not heard anyone mention this as a possibility. They all mention the possibility of AF due to Graves disease or other things. I think it is a "just in case" thing. I also think it is just as likely the bullet proof vest they once alluded to and then denied.

[jojo54]

10. You've got a good point there

[Up2Late]

11. "Now, please don't ask why..."

"... No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his heart was two sizes too small." :evilgrin:

I tried to link to the second sound clip, but it didn't work, you'll have to click the second sound clip on the page your self, sorry :evilfrown:
<http://www.santas.com/grinch/grinch.html>

[genieroze]

12. * has a heart?

He reminds me of all three characters from the Wizard of Oz, no brain, no heart and no courage.

[pdxblue]

15. bingo!!!!!

[Metrix]

13. Still think this is a cover story

for the transmitter that he will continue to wear on his back. He still needs to have his lines fed to him.

[bush_is_wacko]

14. Not generally at his ranch in Crawford

I know a lot of you are still thinking that's what it is and you may be right with regards to his public speaking, but I think there is something else going on. They have found pictures of the bulge in his back while he is driving a truck at the ranch in Crawford.

I guess it is possible he is so idiotic the have to remind him to step on the right one for go and the left one for stop though!

[merwin]

17. You must really drive funny if you use right foot go, left foot stop :-)

[Piperay]

16. Two "Presidents" with bad

tickers...Chimp & Cheney and the US in the middle of a war. x(

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[wicket]

19. They are referring to the LifeVest

A defib worn on the outside as a vest.



http://www.lifecor.com/about_lifevest/when_to_use.asp